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Spread: Ashton Kutcher Sells His Bod
Broke-ass hustler Nikki (Ashton Kutcher, who also produced) may not have a home or a car, but he…
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The Windmill Movie: Documentary as Ventriloquism
If an obscenely privileged person has the good sense to apologize for his whining, does this self-awareness make…
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Chéri: Michelle Pfeiffer Runs Afoul of French Literature
“For the first time in my life, I felt morally certain of having written a novel for which…
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Little Ashes: That Twilight Dude Goes Totally Gay
Hoping to expand his fan base beyond Twilight-loving tween girls to Chelsea twinks, alabaster beauty Robert Pattinson plays…
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Ghosts of Girlfriends Past: Matthew McConaughey Continues His Buff Reign of Terror Over American Cinema
Two weeks after jowly Matthew Perry transformed into pretty Zac Efron to relive his adolescence in 17 Again,…
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PICK Sugar: The Half Nelson Team Takes on Baseball
Anna Boden and Ryan Fleck have transformed some of the most clichéd genres with smarts, non-screechy politics, superb…
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Paris 36: For Francophone Accordion Lovers Only
Assault by relentless accordion-playing, Paris 36 proves that sometimes imitation is the highest form of flatulence. Christophe Barratier…
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The Edge of Love: Keira Knightley Gets Lost in History
No longer weighted down by the perukes she had to wear in The Duchess, Keira Knightley returns to…
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Confessions of a Shopaholic: Yes, Isla Fisher Is Adorable
The Confessions of a Shopaholic we need right now would feature John Thain begging the American public…