He’s the new NRA mascot.
Fix Things Like a Pro!
Starring Trent Lott
Industry Good…Citizens Bad
Global instability free with every fill up.
Amazing Oddities! Baffling Policies! Only $87 Billion!
Wartime Action Figures Are Here
Because You Never Know Where You’ll Find an Unpatriotic Nut!
Washington’s new favorite dance move.
They spare no expense!
It’s sort of great! Maybe.
With friends like these who needs Democrats?
American Justice Will Never Be the Same!
Shoot First, Ask Questions Later
