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    Articles by Mark Fiore
    Quit Yer Whining!
    Quit Yer Whining!
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    Learn the Secrets of Nuclear Success
    Learn the Secrets of Nuclear Success
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    And you too can become a superpower!

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    What’s Wrong With This Picture?
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    Listen Up! Core Values Training
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    By Mark Fiore • October 9, 2006 12:00 am

    Greetings, maggots.

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    Recall Island
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    When People Talk, General Hayden Listens
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    Warning: This cartoon may have undergone NSA monitoring.

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    Voluntary Regulation
    Voluntary Regulation
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    “Meat, It’s What’s For Dinner!”

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    Bow Down to George Bush the Decider
    Bow Down to George Bush the Decider
    By Mark Fiore • October 9, 2006 12:00 am

    Overturning 750 laws since 2000.

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    The Stimulians
    The Stimulians
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    A Cult of Cloning!

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    Breast Friends
    Breast Friends
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    Bringing You the Bare Essentials of Leadership

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    The Saddam Seminar
    The Saddam Seminar
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    Become a Successful Dictator!

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    The War on Drugs
    The War on Drugs
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    General Ashcroft Wants You!

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    Execution™
    Execution™
    By Mark Fiore • October 9, 2006 12:00 am

    Eliminate Criminals That You Are Pretty Sure Are Guilty of Murder!

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    President Reaganesque
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    American Immigration, Millennium-Style
    American Immigration, Millennium-Style
    By Mark Fiore • October 9, 2006 12:00 am

    Give me your huddled guest workers all working for me!

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    Total Information Awareness
    Total Information Awareness
    By Mark Fiore • October 9, 2006 12:00 am

    Bringing Paranoia to the People!

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    Bush / Cheney ’04
    Bush / Cheney ’04
    By Mark Fiore • October 9, 2006 12:00 am

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    National Park Privatization
    National Park Privatization
    By Mark Fiore • October 9, 2006 12:00 am

    Another Great Idea From BushCo!

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    Rummy’s Writing Course
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    By Mark Fiore • October 9, 2006 12:00 am

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