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Quit Yer Whining!
Quit Yer Whining!
By Mark Fiore • October 9, 2006 12:00 am

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Learn the Secrets of Nuclear Success
Learn the Secrets of Nuclear Success
By Mark Fiore • October 9, 2006 12:00 am

And you too can become a superpower!

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What’s Wrong With This Picture?
What’s Wrong With This Picture?
By Mark Fiore • October 9, 2006 12:00 am

Hint: Rumsfeld speaks Fantasy Rumsfeldian.

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In Touch-Screen Technology We Trust
In Touch-Screen Technology We Trust
By Mark Fiore • October 9, 2006 12:00 am

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Listen Up! Core Values Training
Listen Up! Core Values Training
By Mark Fiore • October 9, 2006 12:00 am

Greetings, maggots.

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Recall Island
Recall Island
By Mark Fiore • October 9, 2006 12:00 am

Win the World’s 5th-Largest Economy!

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When People Talk, General Hayden Listens
When People Talk, General Hayden Listens
By Mark Fiore • October 9, 2006 12:00 am

Warning: This cartoon may have undergone NSA monitoring.

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Voluntary Regulation
Voluntary Regulation
By Mark Fiore • October 9, 2006 12:00 am

“Meat, It’s What’s For Dinner!”

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Bow Down to George Bush the Decider
Bow Down to George Bush the Decider
By Mark Fiore • October 9, 2006 12:00 am

Overturning 750 laws since 2000.

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The Stimulians
The Stimulians
By Mark Fiore • October 9, 2006 12:00 am

A Cult of Cloning!

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Breast Friends
Breast Friends
By Mark Fiore • October 9, 2006 12:00 am

Bringing You the Bare Essentials of Leadership

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The Saddam Seminar
The Saddam Seminar
By Mark Fiore • October 9, 2006 12:00 am

Become a Successful Dictator!

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The War on Drugs
The War on Drugs
By Mark Fiore • October 9, 2006 12:00 am

General Ashcroft Wants You!

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Execution™
Execution™
By Mark Fiore • October 9, 2006 12:00 am

Eliminate Criminals That You Are Pretty Sure Are Guilty of Murder!

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President Reaganesque
President Reaganesque
By Mark Fiore • October 9, 2006 12:00 am

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American Immigration, Millennium-Style
American Immigration, Millennium-Style
By Mark Fiore • October 9, 2006 12:00 am

Give me your huddled guest workers all working for me!

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Total Information Awareness
Total Information Awareness
By Mark Fiore • October 9, 2006 12:00 am

Bringing Paranoia to the People!

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Bush / Cheney ’04
Bush / Cheney ’04
By Mark Fiore • October 9, 2006 12:00 am

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National Park Privatization
National Park Privatization
By Mark Fiore • October 9, 2006 12:00 am

Another Great Idea From BushCo!

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Rummy’s Writing Course
Rummy’s Writing Course
By Mark Fiore • October 9, 2006 12:00 am

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