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    Articles by Kelton Sears
    Local "superhero" Phoenix Jones announced just months ago that he was disbanding
    Local “superhero” Phoenix Jones announced just months ago...
    By Kelton Sears • August 15, 2014 12:35 pm

    Local “superhero” Phoenix Jones announced just months ago that he was disbanding his Rain City Superhero Movement because its members…

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    Above: New name—noticeably lacking in any reference to The Sound of MusicVon
    Above: New name—noticeably lacking in any reference to...
    By Kelton Sears • August 15, 2014 10:16 am

    Above: New name—noticeably lacking in any reference to The Sound of Music Von Trapp’s the giant, Disneyland-like German Beer Hall…

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    Oregon's Calen Morelli has apparently served as a creative consultant for David
    Oregon’s Calen Morelli has apparently served as a...
    By Kelton Sears • August 14, 2014 12:01 pm

    Oregon’s Calen Morelli has apparently served as a creative consultant for David Blaine and David Copperfield— but his newest tokey…

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    Last Saturday, King County Metro cut 28 bus lines and revised 13
    Chart from King County MetroKing County Executive Dow...
    By Kelton Sears • August 14, 2014 11:28 am

    Chart from King County Metro King County Executive Dow Constantine announced today that Metro will implement a special reduced fare…

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    Last night The Bellevue Police issued a statement proclaiming that Marshawn Lynch,
    Last night The Bellevue Police issued a statement...
    By Kelton Sears • August 14, 2014 11:11 am

    Last night The Bellevue Police issued a statement proclaiming that Marshawn Lynch, accused of assault and property damage at a…

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    Johnny Whitney: possessed hag in a small male body.
    Johnny Whitney is biologically male, but the power...
    By Kelton Sears • August 14, 2014 10:56 am

    Johnny Whitney is biologically male, but the power of his bloodcurdling shriek as frontman of the recently reunited post-hardcore band…

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    Last night The Bellevue Police issued a statement proclaiming that Marshawn Lynch,
    Last night The Bellevue Police issued a statement...
    By Kelton Sears • August 14, 2014 10:24 am

    Last night The Bellevue Police issued a statement proclaiming that Marshawn Lynch, accused of assault and property damage at a…

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    Atlanta punk band The Black Lips protested Chick-Fil-A's anti-gay stance by making out in one of its restaurants in 2012.
    Gobble gobble, Puget Sound. Chick-Fil-A is bringing its...
    By Kelton Sears • August 13, 2014 11:02 am

    Gobble gobble, Puget Sound. Chick-Fil-A is bringing its deep fried fowl to the area for the first time. The fast…

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    In 1990, when the wooded PNW weirdness of Twin Peaks was unleashed
    In 1990, when the wooded PNW weirdness of...
    By Kelton Sears • August 12, 2014 3:26 pm

    In 1990, when the wooded PNW weirdness of Twin Peaks was unleashed on the country, the Nintendo Entertainment System (NES)…

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    Yes, the idea of a "dissolving tampon" may seem horrifying, but it
    Yes, the idea of a “dissolving tampon” may...
    By Kelton Sears • August 12, 2014 1:49 pm

    Yes, the idea of a “dissolving tampon” may seem horrifying, but it actually might save lives.Doctoral student Cameron Ball and…

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    Photo by Blitz Einoder Berg via Flicker
    Above: The NASA sattelite photo from yesterday shows...
    By Kelton Sears • August 12, 2014 1:11 pm

    Above: The NASA sattelite photo from yesterday shows how expansive active wildfires (in red) have become Yesterday’s lightning was fun…

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    If you've ever needed to rent that one obscure Kaiju-French-New-Wave-Noir-Rom-Com you couldn't
    If you’ve ever needed to rent that one...
    By Kelton Sears • August 12, 2014 10:35 am

    If you’ve ever needed to rent that one obscure Kaiju-French-New-Wave-Noir-Rom-Com you couldn’t find anywhere, Scarecrow Video has been there since…

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    He actually is getting money like he's Macklemore.
    Last time Soulja Boy and Seattle crossed paths...
    By Kelton Sears • August 8, 2014 2:17 pm

    Last time Soulja Boy and Seattle crossed paths was when the rapper put out “Macklemore,” a song about being as…

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    An apple a day keeps the Russians away. Photo by Olle Svensson via Flickr.
    According to Goodfruit.com, Washington State orchardists are expecting...
    By Kelton Sears • August 8, 2014 12:44 pm

    According to Goodfruit.com, Washington State orchardists are expecting to haul in 140 million boxes of apples this autumn, “10 percent…

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    The planned "Sound Wave Wall," via Seattle Parks
    After a few delays, Seattle officially broke ground...
    By Kelton Sears • August 8, 2014 12:14 pm

    After a few delays, Seattle officially broke ground last month for the planned 2.5 acre “Jimi Hendrix Park.” The park…

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    The planned "Sound Wave Wall," via Seattle Parks
    After a few delays, Seattle officially broke ground...
    By Kelton Sears • August 8, 2014 11:51 am

    After a few delays, Seattle officially broke ground last month for the planned 2.5 acre “Jimi Hendrix Park.” The park…

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    Stickers shredding at Vibrations Festival in Capitol Hill.
     “We found a sexual channel for our rage...
    By Kelton Sears • August 8, 2014 10:20 am

    “We found a sexual channel for our rage and sadness through Stickers—it makes us light and joyful.” Image by Kelton…

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    Photo by Kelton Sears
    Heeeeeeeeey, sexy lady. You should try the “Gangnam...
    By Kelton Sears • August 6, 2014 2:17 pm

    Heeeeeeeeey, sexy lady. You should try the “Gangnam Burger.” It’s been getting me to opp, opp, opp, open my mouth…

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    “The immediate objects are the total destruction and devastation of their settlements,
    “The immediate objects are the total destruction and...
    By Kelton Sears • August 5, 2014 1:48 pm

    “The immediate objects are the total destruction and devastation of their settlements, and the capture of as many prisoners of…

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    Photo from Oregon Manifest
    In case you missed it, last week we...
    By Kelton Sears • August 4, 2014 3:06 pm

    In case you missed it, last week we posted details about the Seattle designed “Denny” bicycle—the local entry in a…

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