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    Articles by Kelton Sears
    Not pictured: Hunx' butt.
    Above: Wimps performing “Hello Frustration” “I’m stoooooooooooooned,” Hunx...
    By Kelton Sears • October 21, 2013 10:28 am

    Above: Wimps performing “Hello Frustration”
 
“I’m stoooooooooooooned,” Hunx sighed in his Truman Capote whine before His Punx kicked out their…

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    Nirvana Inducted into the Rock and Roll Hall of FameIn a long
    Yesterday the nominees for the 2014 induction into...
    By Kelton Sears • October 17, 2013 10:35 am

    Yesterday the nominees for the 2014 induction into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame were announced, including Grunge Capital,…

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    Put this in your burritos, not in people's faces. (Photo via 2Eklektik on Flickr)
    Perhaps it was because they wouldn’t make him...
    By Kelton Sears • October 17, 2013 9:32 am

    Perhaps it was because they wouldn’t make him a quesarito. Last night at the Chipotle on 3rd Ave and Pike,…

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    THE BODY With The New Trust, MTNS, Where My Bones Rest Easy.
    THE BODY With The New Trust, MTNS, Where...
    By Kelton Sears • October 16, 2013 2:08 pm

    THE BODY With The New Trust, MTNS, Where My Bones Rest Easy. The Highline, 210 Broadway E., 378-7837, 8 p.m….

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    The Body - way more upset about stuff than The Head and the Heart
    Today is a blessed Tunesday in our fair...
    By Kelton Sears • October 15, 2013 1:08 pm

    Today is a blessed Tunesday in our fair Pacific Northwest, for today there are approximately 1 million new albums ready…

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    A celebrant at last year's FreakNight. (Photo Credit: Catherine Anstett)
    On June 3, Miley Cyrus put out the...
    By Kelton Sears • October 15, 2013 10:18 am

    On June 3, Miley Cyrus put out the first single from her #twerkpoprecord, Bangerz. Just as many butterflies find early…

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    The first time I saw one of Dakota Gearhart’s videos (the one
    The first time I saw one of Dakota...
    By Kelton Sears • October 10, 2013 2:04 pm

    The first time I saw one of Dakota Gearhart’s videos (the one above), I almost cried I laughed so hard….

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    Anthony’s Restaurant in the central terminal of Sea-Tac Airport was the highest-grossing
    Anthony’s Restaurant in the central terminal of Sea-Tac...
    By Kelton Sears • October 7, 2013 3:31 pm

    Anthony’s Restaurant in the central terminal of Sea-Tac Airport was the highest-grossing airport restaurant in the country last year. The…

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    Antwon's backdrop - a banner with gothic font, pot leaves, and a giant skull.
    Antwon is one of those artists who couldn’t...
    By Kelton Sears • October 7, 2013 11:42 am

    Antwon is one of those artists who couldn’t really happen at any other time. Delivery-wise, the guy sounds like a…

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    Ben Verdoes (left) and Nathan Quiroga channel Apocalypse Now while filming in Stanwood.
    Ben Verdoes pulls up to the Park &...
    By Kelton Sears • October 3, 2013 4:35 pm

    Ben Verdoes pulls up to the Park & Ride lot in Stanwood wearing a military green tank top and a…

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    Fact: Port commissioners don’t actually run the cranes.
    Besides Amelia Earhart’s whereabouts and the location of...
    By Kelton Sears • October 3, 2013 1:58 pm

    Besides Amelia Earhart’s whereabouts and the location of the Ark of the Covenant, few things are as shrouded in mystery…

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    The Port is less than stoked on the proposed arena (360 Architecture).
    In a letter today to Mayor Mike McGinn,...
    By Kelton Sears • September 30, 2013 2:15 pm

    In a letter today to Mayor Mike McGinn, the Seattle Port Commission makes it very clear how they feel about…

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    “Entranced with the mystics/Witch’s wisdom intrinsic in us” Seattle’s RA Scion spits
    “Entranced with the mystics/Witch’s wisdom intrinsic in us”...
    By Kelton Sears • September 30, 2013 12:31 pm

    “Entranced with the mystics/Witch’s wisdom intrinsic in us” Seattle’s RA Scion spits as he Skyrim sneaks through the clandestine caverns…

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    Assorted doodads.
    (Above: An example of Hauschka doing his plinkery...
    By Kelton Sears • September 27, 2013 12:35 pm

    (Above: An example of Hauschka doing his plinkery piano thing) That pile of stuff you see to the right was…

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    Lorde plays the Showbox this weekend.
    Lorde recently became the first woman to top...
    By Kelton Sears • September 27, 2013 10:17 am

    Lorde recently became the first woman to top the U.S. Billboard Alternative Chart since 1996. She’s more populist  than pop,…

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    SEVERE DRUIDRY IS AFOOT.
    “PLANTS DO NOT MAKE THIS SOUND,” an older...
    By Kelton Sears • September 26, 2013 9:33 am

    “PLANTS DO NOT MAKE THIS SOUND,” an older woman yelled from the back of the Chihuly Museum Atrium. She was…

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    Mileece pondering what sounds might come out of all the green stuff surrounding her.
    Plants, like all living things, give off electric...
    By Kelton Sears • September 25, 2013 3:43 pm

    Plants, like all living things, give off electric pulses. Even though they just kind of sit there and grow quietly,…

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    Last week we reported on a new Joint Climate Initiative that Governor
    Last week we reported on a new Joint...
    By Kelton Sears • September 23, 2013 2:04 pm

    Last week we reported on a new Joint Climate Initiative that Governor Jay Inslee signed with UK Energy and Climate…

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    A shotgun is certainly one way to demolish a viaduct. Photo by Joe Szilagyi.
    Historically, people have predicted that an earthquake would...
    By Kelton Sears • September 23, 2013 11:51 am

    Historically, people have predicted that an earthquake would be the final straw that brings the shaky Alaskan Way Viaduct crumbling…

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    You mean this guy?
    Trees around the Northwest are rejoicing at the...
    By Kelton Sears • September 20, 2013 2:11 pm

    Trees around the Northwest are rejoicing at the influx of good green news today. 
Locally, Governor Inslee has announced the…

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