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    Articles by Kelton Sears
    Darto at Home Depot, which they say "is a lot like Duvall." Photo by Kelton Sears
    Darto is a band plagued by death. In...
    By Kelton Sears • June 18, 2014 12:07 pm

    Darto is a band plagued by death. In fact, they were born out of it. Candace Harter and Nick Merz,…

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    Surprise! We're bad at driving.
    Based on data like gas prices, overcrowdedness, time...
    By Kelton Sears • June 18, 2014 11:26 am

    Based on data like gas prices, overcrowdedness, time spent in traffic and adverse weather, NerdWallet.com compiled a list of the…

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    As people in Seattle continue to debate whether or not Seattle City
    As people in Seattle continue to debate whether...
    By Kelton Sears • June 17, 2014 4:11 pm

    As people in Seattle continue to debate whether or not Seattle City Light director Jorge Corrasco deserves his controversial payraise…

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    Utilizing the clairvoyant properties of Caller ID, Seattle Police were able to
    Utilizing the clairvoyant properties of Caller ID, Seattle...
    By Kelton Sears • June 17, 2014 1:46 pm

    Utilizing the clairvoyant properties of Caller ID, Seattle Police were able to prevent an old man from Battle Ground, WA…

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    Yesterday Seattle Seahawks running back Marshawn Lynch gave an interview to a
    After much specualtion and rumors to the contrary,...
    By Kelton Sears • June 17, 2014 12:01 pm

    After much specualtion and rumors to the contrary, Marshawn Lynch did indeed show up at today’s mandatory opening Seahawks minicamp,…

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    Twenty years ago, Canadian officials promised a young Jay Inslee—then just a
    Twenty years ago, Canadian officials promised a young...
    By Kelton Sears • June 13, 2014 12:58 pm

    Twenty years ago, Canadian officials promised a young Jay Inslee—then just a State Rep—that the flow of raw sewage coming…

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    Clarivoyant, or fool?
    Above: Detroit’s David Morian hopes his “Lions Super...
    By Kelton Sears • June 13, 2014 9:54 am

    Above: Detroit’s David Morian hopes his “Lions Super Bowl 2015 Champs” tattoo can match the wizardly mojo of Tim Connors’…

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    Horrid penises popped up unexpectedly across Seattle last week (no pun intended).
    In 15th–16th century Bhutan, a saint who called...
    By Kelton Sears • June 12, 2014 1:25 pm

    In 15th–16th century Bhutan, a saint who called himself the “Madman from Kyishodruk” traveled the countryside preaching Buddhism by convincing…

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    RA Scion's Sickle and the Sword reboot, Sharper Tool; Bigger Weapon switched
    RA Scion’s Sickle and the Sword reboot, Sharper...
    By Kelton Sears • June 11, 2014 2:11 pm

    RA Scion’s Sickle and the Sword reboot, Sharper Tool; Bigger Weapon switched local electro-savant Vox Mod into the production role,…

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    Above: Richard Sherman wants Earl Thomas, Kam Chancellor and Brandon Browner on
    Above: Richard Sherman wants Earl Thomas, Kam Chancellor...
    By Kelton Sears • June 10, 2014 1:07 pm

    Above: Richard Sherman wants Earl Thomas, Kam Chancellor and Brandon Browner on the cover of Madden alongside him. Richard Sherman…

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    Dr. Arthur K. Zilberstein, a 47-year-old Seattle anesthesiologist, had his medical license
    Dr. Arthur K. Zilberstein, a 47-year-old Seattle anesthesiologist,...
    By Kelton Sears • June 10, 2014 10:45 am

    Dr. Arthur K. Zilberstein, a 47-year-old Seattle anesthesiologist, had his medical license suspended after it was revealed he had been…

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    Jess Spear at Mayor Murray's signing of the $15 minimum wage ordinance, a campaign she was a lead organizer for. Photo by Kelton Sears.
    Aclimate scientist specializing in paleoceanography, Jess Spear was...
    By Kelton Sears • June 9, 2014 3:52 pm

    Aclimate scientist specializing in paleoceanography, Jess Spear was one of the chief organizers of Kshama Sawant’s victorious socialist City Council…

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    Man at 10/union incident is safely in police custody.— Seattle Police Dept.
    Man at 10/union incident is safely in police...
    By Kelton Sears • June 6, 2014 1:11 pm

    Man at 10/union incident is safely in police custody. — Seattle Police Dept. (@SeattlePD) June 6, 2014 Negotiators assuring man…

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    Jon Meis
    Jon Meis, the 22-year-old engineering student who pepper...
    By Kelton Sears • June 6, 2014 12:46 pm

    Jon Meis, the 22-year-old engineering student who pepper sprayed and tackled the gunman in yesterday’s Seattle Pacific University shooting, is…

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    via Periscopic.com
    Yesterday, a gunman opened fire on Seattle Pacific...
    By Kelton Sears • June 6, 2014 10:50 am

    Yesterday, a gunman opened fire on Seattle Pacific University, killing one and injuring four—perhaps more if not for a student…

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    The Center for Wooden Boats
    Don’t be a chump this summer and blow...
    By Kelton Sears • June 5, 2014 2:54 pm

    Don’t be a chump this summer and blow all your cash on trips up the Space Needle and $10 couture…

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    Left: Ice-cream man—and mall Santa—Mark Davison. Right: Tiny tots tend to pick Spongebob.
    Above: Adorable, but foolish, a child makes the...
    By Kelton Sears • June 4, 2014 12:40 pm

    Above: Adorable, but foolish, a child makes the common mistake of choosing Spongebob over Spider-Man’s superior flavor. In 1580, an…

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    Monogamy Party at its second to last show in Spokane. The band's final show is this Saturday. Photo by Kelton Sears
    Above: Monogamy Party may be done, but Kennedy...
    By Kelton Sears • June 3, 2014 5:48 pm

    Above: Monogamy Party may be done, but Kennedy Carda will never stop smoking and drinking in back alleys. One day…

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    If you can't flush, flame is one way to get rid of
    If you can’t flush, flame is one way...
    By Kelton Sears • June 3, 2014 4:16 pm

    If you can’t flush, flame is one way to get rid of your dookie apparently. Unfortunately for one Seattle man,…

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    "Come on up everyody, even if you were an activist who pressured
    “Come on up everyody, even if you were...
    By Kelton Sears • June 3, 2014 2:09 pm

    “Come on up everyody, even if you were an activist who pressured us,” Mayor Ed Murray said as he prepared…

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