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    Articles by Kelton Sears
    Not that Sir Mix-A-Lot's cultural currency was ever really fading, but the
    Not that Sir Mix-A-Lot’s cultural currency was ever...
    By Kelton Sears • August 4, 2014 9:45 am

    Not that Sir Mix-A-Lot’s cultural currency was ever really fading, but the Seattle rapper has had something of a renaissance…

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    Illustration by Kelly Thompson
    Tinder has the tendency to get creepy fast....
    By Kelton Sears • August 2, 2014 9:55 pm

    Tinder has the tendency to get creepy fast. Screencap after screencap of skeezy would-be-gentlemen’s overly forward messages have flooded the…

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    Illustration by Kelly Thompson
    Planetary Resources? Is that the name of a...
    By Kelton Sears • August 2, 2014 9:54 pm

    Planetary Resources? Is that the name of a company from a sci-fi movie, you ask? NOPE IT’S A REAL LIFE…

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    Illustration by Kelly Thompson
    I once heard someone describe Blood Brothers vocalist...
    By Kelton Sears • August 2, 2014 9:30 pm

    I once heard someone describe Blood Brothers vocalist Johnny Whitney’s voice as “Lisa Simpson getting strangled.” Coincidentally, that’s also the…

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    Illustration by Kelly Thompson
    “I won’t even step on my own rug...
    By Kelton Sears • August 2, 2014 9:28 pm

    “I won’t even step on my own rug with my shoes/But if you want to/Walk those pretty Jeffrey Campbell heels…

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    Illustration by Kelly Thompson
    Okay, okay, so technically Ishmael Butler has only...
    By Kelton Sears • August 2, 2014 9:26 pm

    Okay, okay, so technically Ishmael Butler has only signed one act to Sub Pop since becoming an A&R man for…

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    Illustration by Kelly Thompson
    If you want to get to know a...
    By Kelton Sears • August 2, 2014 9:25 pm

    If you want to get to know a band, don’t ask “What’s your preshow ritual?” Instead, take them out on…

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    Illustration by Kelly Thompson
    Named after a Star Wars assassin droid, local...
    By Kelton Sears • August 2, 2014 9:24 pm

    Named after a Star Wars assassin droid, local ambient artist IG88 detected the high midi-chlorian count in R&B jedi Shaprece,…

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    Illustration by Kelly Thompson
    At a glance, electronic music can seem at...
    By Kelton Sears • August 2, 2014 9:23 pm

    At a glance, electronic music can seem at odds with the natural—which is why Manatee Commune, aka 20-year-old Grant Eadie,…

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    Illustration by Kelly Thompson
    Toke up, Seattle! You legalized pot. In this...
    By Kelton Sears • August 2, 2014 9:23 pm

    Toke up, Seattle! You legalized pot. In this dusky-green era in the Emerald City, we are blessed not only with…

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    Illustration by Kelly Thompson
    Tendai “Baba” Maraire’s father Dumi single-handedly brought the...
    By Kelton Sears • August 2, 2014 9:20 pm

    Tendai “Baba” Maraire’s father Dumi single-handedly brought the beautiful sounds of the mbira to U.S. shores in the ’70s during…

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    Illustration by Kelly Thompson
    Black Flag’s masculine shirtless shouting be damned—with all...
    By Kelton Sears • August 2, 2014 9:20 pm

    Black Flag’s masculine shirtless shouting be damned—with all the screaming and bodily fluids involved, nothing’s more punk rock than squeezing…

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    Illustration by Kelly Thompson
    Wishbeard have a self-proclaimed “boy band” following among...
    By Kelton Sears • August 2, 2014 9:19 pm

    Wishbeard have a self-proclaimed “boy band” following among queer teenage girls. Beyond lead singer Bryn Santillan’s cameo in Mary Lambert’s…

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    Illustration by Kelly Thompson
    Every day, Lindy West wakes up, trudges through...
    By Kelton Sears • August 2, 2014 9:18 pm

    Every day, Lindy West wakes up, trudges through hordes of horrifying baby-men who threaten her on the Internet, and proceeds…

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    Illustration by Kelly Thompson
    When I walked into Short Run last year,...
    By Kelton Sears • August 2, 2014 9:18 pm

    When I walked into Short Run last year, I had no idea it was going to change my life. By…

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    Illustration by Kelly Thompson
    Led by its mustachioed editor Marc Palm, The...
    By Kelton Sears • August 2, 2014 9:18 pm

    Led by its mustachioed editor Marc Palm, The Intruder quarterly comics compendium has become the clarion call of Seattle’s new…

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    As The Comet Tavern’s longtime former owner Sam Wright described its storied,
    As The Comet Tavern’s longtime former owner Sam...
    By Kelton Sears • August 2, 2014 9:06 pm

    As The Comet Tavern’s longtime former owner Sam Wright described its storied, filthy bathroom, “You could hock a loogie on…

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    As The Comet Tavern’s longtime former owner Sam Wright described its storied,
    This year I started to notice I was...
    By Kelton Sears • August 2, 2014 9:05 pm

    This year I started to notice I was able to bike to work without fear of dying, one of the…

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    Illustration by Kelly Thompson
    Microsoft used to be an undeniable giant. But...
    By Kelton Sears • August 2, 2014 9:02 pm

    Microsoft used to be an undeniable giant. But with fierce competition from Apple, the company has struggled, and following the…

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    As The Comet Tavern’s longtime former owner Sam Wright described its storied,
    Seattle Police are nationally known both for handing...
    By Kelton Sears • August 2, 2014 8:58 pm

    Seattle Police are nationally known both for handing out Doritos at Hempfest and for brutally kicking suspects in the head…

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