GARANIMALS, Gargoyle Gargamel Giraffe Gorilla An advanced organizational technique pioneered by a godless gaggle of communist Toastmaster1 design and marketing…
VAGUENESS Unquestionably the best way to communicate with your fellow hoi polloi in these hectic times of Congo-Crimean Haemorrhagic Fever…
STRATEGIC DEFENSE INITIATIVE Until recently, one might well have assumed that the technological white elephant that is the Strategic Defense…
Everyone’s got to have a hobby. Some collect stamps, some quilt. Maybe they watch birds, for God’s sake, exhibiting the…
DURAN, DURAN A supergroup of the 1980s, only recently recognized by the cognoscenti as being the harbinger of vast and…
MANIFESTOS Declared by such vanguard publications as Vogue and Modern Parent to be “the new black” this season, the question…
YERTLE THE TURTLE Quite possibly the greatest book on the subject of turtle-stacking ever written. ‘Nuff said. YODA An icon…
KURU Frequently Asked Questions: What is kuru?1 Don’t you have to be a cannibal to get kuru?2 How common is…
