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Limp Chimps and Mental Midgets
I notice that you cannot shut up about your aversion to flaccid members. If you want to hate…
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Dating in the Dark
I’ve been seeing a young woman for approaching two months now, and surprise, I’ve got a bit of…
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Love for Sale—Not!
Dear Dategirl, I agree with Secluded in Seattle’s philosophy [Dategirl, Jan. 1]. Dating and relationships are not for…
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Wicked or Wiley?
I recently met a woman who seemed extraordinarily bright, was very pretty, and had what appeared to be…
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Going Nuts in the Rut
You know that rut you get into when you’ve been in a long-term relationship for some time? Well,…
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Lady Lickers Rule!
Hi Dategirl, I guess I am just looking for some good advice from a stranger—it’s not like I…
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Gods, Clods, and Kooks
Dear Dategirl, I’ve met a guy. He’s good-looking, smart, owns his own business, nice as can be, and…
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Un-Happy New Year!
Dear Dategirl, There’s something I have to get off my chest once and for all: I’m sick and…
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Hai cuckoo
dear dategirl, i am a poet. i get these poetic attacks. i can’t help it. they descend upon…
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The Long and Short of It
My loins are exploding. At every moment of every day, I’m aware that they haven’t had serious action…
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Just Say ‘Hell, Yeah!’
I don’t know if this is true of all women, but when I first started having sex (at…
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Even More Cock Talk
I know you’re probably sick to death of this subject, but there’s one thing I’ve been dying to…
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Handling the Holdout
I’ve been with my current boyfriend for nine months. Everything is cool between us, but he never seems…
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All the Wrong Reasons, Part Deux
Longtime reader, first-time writer, and I don’t really have any advice to ask for, but I just had…
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Pullin’ a Clinton: A How-To
I’m a 27-year-old woman about to leave my job. There’s a 21-year-old intern at the company who’s just…
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Pet the dolphin!
Dear Dategirl, I might have told a boy that I loved him—I’m not sure! At the time, we…
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Party v. Pooper
It’s the most wonderful time of the year! No, really! Last night, on the way to visit my…
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Dream date
Hi Dategirl, I’m kind of a hopeless romantic, but I have a problem with emotional intimacy. I think…
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Dumping for Dummies
Despite some red flags (he has kids; though handsome, he wasn’t physically my type), I decided to go…