Skip to content
Wednesday, August 13, 2025
64°F
Sign Out Sign In Subscribe Newsletter Contact Us
64°F
  • News & Comment
  • Opinion
  • Contests
  • Arts & Culture
  • Eat Drink Toke
  • Sports
  • Marketplace
  • All Sections
        • News & Comment
        • Arts & Culture
          • Arts
          • Eat Drink Toke
          • Music
          • Film
        • Sports
        • Special Content
          • Weekly Classics
          • Best of Seattle
          • Protest Guide
          • Dining Guide
        • Comix
        • Podcasts
          • Podcasts
          • Seattleland
        • Classifieds
        • Subscriber Center
          • Subscribe
          • Subscriber Center
          • Frequently Asked Questions
        • e-Editions
        • Marketplace
        • Newsletters
Articles by Damon Agnos
This is what we did with our petitionThey’re like the Bad News
This is what we did with our petitionThey’re...
By Damon Agnos • July 31, 2009 12:00 am

This is what we did with our petitionThey’re like the Bad News Bears, except they’re not lovable and they don’t…

Read Story

First, the Salvador Dali bicycle tire:And the Rene Magritte overpass:
First, the Salvador Dali bicycle tire:And the Rene...
By Damon Agnos • July 31, 2009 12:00 am

First, the Salvador Dali bicycle tire:And the Rene Magritte overpass:

Read Story

A planned James Donaldson press conference about a “professionally-applied smiley face” sadly
A planned James Donaldson press conference about a...
By Damon Agnos • July 31, 2009 12:00 am

A planned James Donaldson press conference about a “professionally-applied smiley face” sadly failed to materialize yesterday. The story: Ballard restaurant…

Read Story

RoblesIn what sounds like a pretty sweet deal, the Mariners sold high
RoblesIn what sounds like a pretty sweet deal,...
By Damon Agnos • July 31, 2009 12:00 am

RoblesIn what sounds like a pretty sweet deal, the Mariners sold high on Jarrod Washburn, who’s pitching better this year…

Read Story

As you can see in the above picture–which looks like a screencap
As you can see in the above picture–which...
By Damon Agnos • July 30, 2009 12:00 am

As you can see in the above picture–which looks like a screencap from a surveillance video but is actually just…

Read Story

C. StilesShe lives in Miami. Her name is Christina Swanson and she
C. StilesShe lives in Miami. Her name is...
By Damon Agnos • July 30, 2009 12:00 am

C. StilesShe lives in Miami. Her name is Christina Swanson and she grew up on Bainbridge Island, left early to…

Read Story

If you’ve been waiting, say, forever, for the state to grant you
If you’ve been waiting, say, forever, for the...
By Damon Agnos • July 30, 2009 12:00 am

If you’ve been waiting, say, forever, for the state to grant you and your partner things like the right to…

Read Story

If Washburn’s surprising success continues, it may be on the strength of
If Washburn’s surprising success continues, it may be...
By Damon Agnos • July 30, 2009 12:00 am

If Washburn’s surprising success continues, it may be on the strength of his new off-speed pitch, the Dolphin.Just one more…

Read Story

Hempfest, 2006. Photo by Owl Jester.Could the world’s biggest celebration of ganja
Hempfest, 2006. Photo by Owl Jester.Could the world’s...
By Damon Agnos • July 30, 2009 12:00 am

Hempfest, 2006. Photo by Owl Jester.Could the world’s biggest celebration of ganja be gone-ja? (Now the article has its obligatory…

Read Story

They’re doing it for our own good. It’s going to hurt them
They’re doing it for our own good. It’s...
By Damon Agnos • July 30, 2009 12:00 am

They’re doing it for our own good. It’s going to hurt them more than it’s going to hurt us. King…

Read Story

Elijah Hall, the 17-year-old boy suspected of shooting and killing Ballard gas
Elijah Hall, the 17-year-old boy suspected of shooting...
By Damon Agnos • July 30, 2009 12:00 am

Elijah Hall, the 17-year-old boy suspected of shooting and killing Ballard gas station clerk Manish Melwani during a robbery on…

Read Story

It’s Jack!While this year’s Mariners team has been a pleasant surprise, competing
It’s Jack!While this year’s Mariners team has been...
By Damon Agnos • July 29, 2009 12:00 am

It’s Jack!While this year’s Mariners team has been a pleasant surprise, competing better than many expected, their shortstops have been…

Read Story

They’re on the thermometer right now: the temperature at Seatac is 101
They’re on the thermometer right now: the temperature...
By Damon Agnos • July 29, 2009 12:00 am

They’re on the thermometer right now: the temperature at Seatac is 101 and rising–the hottest temperature in the city’s history….

Read Story

I’m not a superstitious baseball fan, but out of respect for all
I’m not a superstitious baseball fan, but out...
By Damon Agnos • July 29, 2009 12:00 am

I’m not a superstitious baseball fan, but out of respect for all who are, I present the following, in order…

Read Story

If you’ve visited Metro’s website today, you’ve seen the graphic at left.
If you’ve visited Metro’s website today, you’ve seen...
By Damon Agnos • July 29, 2009 12:00 am

If you’ve visited Metro’s website today, you’ve seen the graphic at left. The agency was forward-thinking or quick-reacting enough to…

Read Story

We couldn’t get any money for our city transportation projects, thanks to
We couldn’t get any money for our city...
By Damon Agnos • July 28, 2009 12:00 am

We couldn’t get any money for our city transportation projects, thanks to state legislators. Then, we almost didn’t get any…

Read Story

And it sounds like a suicide. At about 1:15 AM, a guy
And it sounds like a suicide. At about...
By Damon Agnos • July 28, 2009 12:00 am

And it sounds like a suicide. At about 1:15 AM, a guy identified only as an adult male hopped a…

Read Story

Looking to waste a few minutes at work? (Let’s face it, if
Looking to waste a few minutes at work?...
By Damon Agnos • July 28, 2009 12:00 am

Looking to waste a few minutes at work? (Let’s face it, if you’re reading this, you probably are.) If so,…

Read Story

At 6:30 AM yesterday, the masked man above (see also video here)
At 6:30 AM yesterday, the masked man above...
By Damon Agnos • July 27, 2009 12:00 am

At 6:30 AM yesterday, the masked man above (see also video here) held up a Ballard gas station at 15th…

Read Story

The SPD just announced that a SWAT team has arrested the suspect
The SPD just announced that a SWAT team...
By Damon Agnos • July 27, 2009 12:00 am

The SPD just announced that a SWAT team has arrested the suspect in the Ballard gas station murder that occurred…

Read Story

  • 1
  • …
  • 10
  • 11
  • 12
  • 13
  • 14
  • …
  • Last

Sign Up For Our Newsletters

Subscribe to our e-mail newsletter to receive updates.

Sign Up

Featured Local Savings

  • News & Comment
  • Opinion
  • Arts & Culture
  • Eat Drink Toke
  • Sports
Quicklinks
  • Subscribe
  • Subscriber Center
  • e-Editions
  • Newsletters
  • Media Solutions
About Us
  • What We Do
  • Terms of Use
  • Privacy Policy
  • Accessibility
  • Contact Us
  • Sound Publishing Inc. Logo
  • A subsidiary of Black Press Media
  • Work With Us
© 2025 Seattle Weekly + Sound Publishing + Black Press Media. All Rights Reserved.
Powered By NewzBoost
Welcome to Seattle Weeklyclose
Validating

Log in for full access to Seattle Weekly using your subscriber account

Email Address:
Password:

Forgot Password

Don't have an account set up? Register today!

Looking to update or manage your subscriber account? Go to our self service center.

 If you are at a public computer, check this to prevent unauthorized access.
  • Purchase Options

Promo Code:

E-Wallet Purchase (Add Funds)

E-Wallet permits you to purchase a credit block to view content on a per visit basis. Each time you log in to view content, the daily amount for that day is deducted from your account balance. When your balance reaches zero, you can purchase additional credit for additional viewing.

Term Subscription

Term subscriptions are traditional subscriptions that are purchased for a length of time, such as one month or one year, and permit you to access online content during that time period.


  • User Registration


Registration

Account
Last Name
Email Address
Confirm Email
User Name
Password
Confirm Password

Non Subscriber Registration

First Name
Last Name
Email Address
Confirm Email
User Name
Password
Confirm Password

Choose a Registration Option

  • Purchase Confirmation


E-Pass Daily Rates
SunMonTueWedThuFriSat

Purchase Date:

Your credit card will be charged $.

  • ECopy Purchase Option


E-Pass Daily Rates
SunMonTueWedThuFriSat

Choose Credit Options:

Your credit card will be charged the selected amount.

  • Sign Out
  • Sign In
    • Search
    • Email Newsletters
    • Subscriber Center
      • Subscriber Center
      • Subscribe
      • Frequently Asked Questions
    • News & Comment
    • Contests
    • Podcasts
      • Seattleland
    • Arts & Culture
      • Arts
      • Eat Drink Toke
      • Music
      • Film
    • Sports
    • Comix
    • Special Content
      • Weekly Classics
      • Best of Seattle
      • Dining Guide
      • Protest Guide
    • Marketplace
      • Sponsored Content
    • Classifieds
    • e-Edition
    • About
      • What We Do
      • How to Advertise
      • Contact Us
      • Terms of Use
      • Privacy Policy