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    Dirk Schulze-Makuch thinks getting astronauts to Mars is no big deal if
    Dirk Schulze-Makuch thinks getting astronauts to Mars is...
    By Curtis Cartier • November 15, 2010 12:00 am

    Dirk Schulze-Makuch thinks getting astronauts to Mars is no big deal if people would stop spending so much time and…

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    Phusion Projects, LLC, the makers of Four Loko and other forbidden caffeinated
    Phusion Projects, LLC, the makers of Four Loko...
    By Curtis Cartier • November 15, 2010 12:00 am

    Phusion Projects, LLC, the makers of Four Loko and other forbidden caffeinated booze drinks, is suffering from two major problems….

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    Andrew Cory Lagerquist has had a busy month and a half. In
    Andrew Cory Lagerquist has had a busy month...
    By Curtis Cartier • November 15, 2010 12:00 am

    Andrew Cory Lagerquist has had a busy month and a half. In early October he was charged with murder for…

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    Seahawks defensive end Raheem Brock didn’t have a single tackle in the
    Seahawks defensive end Raheem Brock didn’t have a...
    By Curtis Cartier • November 15, 2010 12:00 am

    Seahawks defensive end Raheem Brock didn’t have a single tackle in the team’s big win over division rivals the Arizona…

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    One wonders if the latest person to hack the new Kinect gaming
    One wonders if the latest person to hack...
    By Curtis Cartier • November 12, 2010 12:00 am

    One wonders if the latest person to hack the new Kinect gaming hardware was just trying to conveniently access it…

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    Jordan En’Wezoh: there are none more Loko.To say that Jordan En’Wezoh is
    Jordan En’Wezoh: there are none more Loko.To say...
    By Curtis Cartier • November 12, 2010 12:00 am

    Jordan En’Wezoh: there are none more Loko.To say that Jordan En’Wezoh is not happy about the recent statewide ban on…

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    KING-5 news is up with a breathless account of a playground slide
    KING-5 news is up with a breathless account...
    By Curtis Cartier • November 12, 2010 12:00 am

    KING-5 news is up with a breathless account of a playground slide in Magnolia’s Ella Bailey Park, which seems to…

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    It took all of six weeks between the time Microsoft released its
    It took all of six weeks between the...
    By Curtis Cartier • November 12, 2010 12:00 am

    It took all of six weeks between the time Microsoft released its kid-friendly, semi-smart phone the Kin in June, to…

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    Walla Walla Police say they think the 30 times that 24-year-old McDonald’s
    Walla Walla Police say they think the 30...
    By Curtis Cartier • November 12, 2010 12:00 am

    Walla Walla Police say they think the 30 times that 24-year-old McDonald’s employee Frank Avbel had sex with his recent…

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    Ever since Sports Illustrated updated a story last Friday about a meeting
    Ever since Sports Illustrated updated a story last...
    By Curtis Cartier • November 12, 2010 12:00 am

    Ever since Sports Illustrated updated a story last Friday about a meeting between Sacramento Kings owner George Maloof and former…

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    If Seattle taxi driver Bashi S. Ahmed didn’t beat his 3-year-old stepdaughter
    If Seattle taxi driver Bashi S. Ahmed didn’t...
    By Curtis Cartier • November 12, 2010 12:00 am

    If Seattle taxi driver Bashi S. Ahmed didn’t beat his 3-year-old stepdaughter profusely, then skip town, he’d better have the…

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    Dave Niehaus, 1935-2010Since the club began play in 1977, Mariners fans couldn’t
    Dave Niehaus, 1935-2010Since the club began play in...
    By Curtis Cartier • November 11, 2010 12:00 am

    Dave Niehaus, 1935-2010Since the club began play in 1977, Mariners fans couldn’t always count on their team to win games–or…

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    Colton Harris-Moore, the infamous “Barefoot Bandit,” knew how to do it. He
    Colton Harris-Moore, the infamous “Barefoot Bandit,” knew how...
    By Curtis Cartier • November 11, 2010 12:00 am

    Colton Harris-Moore, the infamous “Barefoot Bandit,” knew how to do it. He stole private planes, sports cars, and boats. He…

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    Breaking: teens mimic sex while dancingThe great poet R. Kelly once said
    Breaking: teens mimic sex while dancingThe great poet...
    By Curtis Cartier • November 11, 2010 12:00 am

    Breaking: teens mimic sex while dancingThe great poet R. Kelly once said that there “ain’t nothing wrong with a little…

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    Earlier this week we warned you that grocery workers from United Food
    Earlier this week we warned you that grocery...
    By Curtis Cartier • November 11, 2010 12:00 am

    Earlier this week we warned you that grocery workers from United Food and Commercial Workers Local 21 were a hair…

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    Should police officers be able to pose as children in sting operations
    Should police officers be able to pose as...
    By Curtis Cartier • November 10, 2010 12:00 am

    Should police officers be able to pose as children in sting operations that try to nab child rapists and molesters?…

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    UPDATE: After a shitstorm of controversy, Amazon has now pulled the Pedophile’s
    UPDATE: After a shitstorm of controversy, Amazon has...
    By Curtis Cartier • November 10, 2010 12:00 am

    UPDATE: After a shitstorm of controversy, Amazon has now pulled the Pedophile’s Guide from its online store. Sorry, creepers.Budding perverts…

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    Having sex with a cop in uniform is one of the oldest
    Having sex with a cop in uniform is...
    By Curtis Cartier • November 10, 2010 12:00 am

    Having sex with a cop in uniform is one of the oldest fantasies in the book. Something about the sense…

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    God Save The First Amendment The first band T-shirt I ever purchased
    God Save The First Amendment The first band...
    By Curtis Cartier • November 10, 2010 12:00 am

    God Save The First Amendment The first band T-shirt I ever purchased was a black and white Sex Pistols “Pretty…

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    Much has been learned in the two and a half months since
    Much has been learned in the two and...
    By Curtis Cartier • November 10, 2010 12:00 am

    Much has been learned in the two and a half months since Seattle Police Officer Ian Birk shot and killed…

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