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    Articles by Curtis Cartier
    By this time next year, the 2012 elections will be in high
    By this time next year, the 2012 elections...
    By Curtis Cartier • February 3, 2011 12:00 am

    By this time next year, the 2012 elections will be in high gear. Glenn Beck will cry and shout, Chris…

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    William P. PickardDid you know that aiding someone’s attempt to commit suicide
    William P. PickardDid you know that aiding someone’s...
    By Curtis Cartier • February 2, 2011 12:00 am

    William P. PickardDid you know that aiding someone’s attempt to commit suicide is a felony? It’s true! Just ask Melvin…

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    In the red corner, fighting out of Redmond, Washington, with $86 billion
    In the red corner, fighting out of Redmond,...
    By Curtis Cartier • February 2, 2011 12:00 am

    In the red corner, fighting out of Redmond, Washington, with $86 billion in assets and 89,000 slave-driven employees . ….

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    What’s the best way to get easy, direct, and unlimited access to
    What’s the best way to get easy, direct,...
    By Curtis Cartier • February 2, 2011 12:00 am

    What’s the best way to get easy, direct, and unlimited access to management at the Seattle Police Department? Apparently, it’s…

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    It’s that most classic of human predicaments: a bag full of crack
    It’s that most classic of human predicaments: a...
    By Curtis Cartier • February 1, 2011 12:00 am

    It’s that most classic of human predicaments: a bag full of crack cocaine, a perfectly good crack pipe, but no…

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    And why the Sounders should take notes on the design.This from Imgur’s
    And why the Sounders should take notes on...
    By Curtis Cartier • February 1, 2011 12:00 am

    And why the Sounders should take notes on the design.This from Imgur’s post on NFL/MLS crossover jerseys.Sure, soccer kits are…

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    What do NFL quarterbacks who aren’t playing do on Super Bowl Sunday?
    What do NFL quarterbacks who aren’t playing do...
    By Curtis Cartier • February 1, 2011 12:00 am

    What do NFL quarterbacks who aren’t playing do on Super Bowl Sunday? Most of them watch it at home like…

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    Face it, dude. You and your corporate-owned Kindle are ruining print. Never
    Face it, dude. You and your corporate-owned Kindle...
    By Curtis Cartier • February 1, 2011 12:00 am

    Face it, dude. You and your corporate-owned Kindle are ruining print. Never mind that downloadable literature has single-handedly kept books…

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    The latest ruling in the Europe/America-gives-illegal-money-to-its-principal-aircraft-manufacturer saga has been handed down. And
    The latest ruling in the Europe/America-gives-illegal-money-to-its-principal-aircraft-manufacturer saga has...
    By Curtis Cartier • January 31, 2011 12:00 am

    The latest ruling in the Europe/America-gives-illegal-money-to-its-principal-aircraft-manufacturer saga has been handed down. And the score stands at 1-1.The AP reports today…

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    The guy who called the cops on James R. Amundson after seeing
    The guy who called the cops on James...
    By Curtis Cartier • January 31, 2011 12:00 am

    The guy who called the cops on James R. Amundson after seeing him get naked at a bus stop in…

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    There’s a distinct possibility that at some point in the past 75
    There’s a distinct possibility that at some point...
    By Curtis Cartier • January 31, 2011 12:00 am

    There’s a distinct possibility that at some point in the past 75 years, Joy Cassidy took a dump on someone’s…

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    One of the top requirements of being a successful medical professional is
    One of the top requirements of being a...
    By Curtis Cartier • January 31, 2011 12:00 am

    One of the top requirements of being a successful medical professional is that one not be batshit crazy. It would…

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    For 81 years The Seattle Times has been headquartered at the sprawling,
    For 81 years The Seattle Times has been...
    By Curtis Cartier • January 28, 2011 12:00 am

    For 81 years The Seattle Times has been headquartered at the sprawling, gray-pillared complex at Fairview Avenue North and John…

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    Don’t worry about the small, white aircraft flying around the U.S./Canadian border.
    Don’t worry about the small, white aircraft flying...
    By Curtis Cartier • January 28, 2011 12:00 am

    Don’t worry about the small, white aircraft flying around the U.S./Canadian border. It’s just an unmanned predator drone. You know–the…

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    Whoever decided to donate a handgun and other firearm paraphernalia to the
    Whoever decided to donate a handgun and other...
    By Curtis Cartier • January 26, 2011 12:00 am

    Whoever decided to donate a handgun and other firearm paraphernalia to the raffle to benefit a Nampa, Idaho, police officer…

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    Few people know much about what secret tech startup Rel8tion has been
    Few people know much about what secret tech...
    By Curtis Cartier • January 26, 2011 12:00 am

    Few people know much about what secret tech startup Rel8tion has been doing for the last nine months. But Facebook…

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    Lisa Ann Fabela, a resident of Burley, Idaho, and, for more than
    Lisa Ann Fabela, a resident of Burley, Idaho,...
    By Curtis Cartier • January 25, 2011 12:00 am

    Lisa Ann Fabela, a resident of Burley, Idaho, and, for more than two years, an employee at Dairy Queen, pleaded…

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    Seattle pedestrians are tired of the same old pervs masturbating in the
    Seattle pedestrians are tired of the same old...
    By Curtis Cartier • January 25, 2011 12:00 am

    Seattle pedestrians are tired of the same old pervs masturbating in the same old way for everyone to see. Why…

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    In Seattle, people usually know the cops have arrived because someone gets
    In Seattle, people usually know the cops have...
    By Curtis Cartier • January 24, 2011 12:00 am

    In Seattle, people usually know the cops have arrived because someone gets shot, kicked, or pushed into a wall. Not…

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    Ellen M. Banner/The Seattle Times UPDATE: The shooter has now been identified
    Ellen M. Banner/The Seattle Times UPDATE: The shooter...
    By Curtis Cartier • January 24, 2011 12:00 am

    Ellen M. Banner/The Seattle Times UPDATE: The shooter has now been identified as 31-year-old Anthony Martinez. Also, the girl who…

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