Raffaele Sollecito has officially beat his ex-girlfriend Amanda Knox to the book-deal money trough. He reportedly inked a contract with Seattle-based Martin Literary Management for… Continue reading
With one hand Philly giveth and with one hand Philly taketh away. It's a rule that applies to both football and to cheesesteak sandwiches, it… Continue reading
America's two political parties agree on little to nothing. If Democrats tried to pass a Congressional resolution noting that the sky is in fact blue,… Continue reading
I believe the old saying is: "Beer before liquor, never sicker; liquor before tearing your clothes off and assaulting a sheriff's deputy, get arrested."Just ask… Continue reading
Today's COTD winner gives a seemingly-plausible explanation to a phenomenon that has stumped the region's top forensic researchers and hipsterologists. This from yesterday's post about… Continue reading
Before Jack Links Beef Jerky settled on its ingenious "Messin' with Sasquatch" commercials, it had "Messin' with Schultzquatch", which was the same thing, only people… Continue reading
On a sidewalk in the heart of Portland's Old Town, sobbing inconsolably in front of the ruins of her kitchen, a woman squatted on the… Continue reading
Under a fatty 179-aircraft contract signed by Boeing and the U.S. Air Force, any costs that go over the $4.8 billion budget agreed to will… Continue reading
One of my personal favorite stories of the last couple years is that of the players for the gay softball league that were disqualified for… Continue reading
For weeks the composite sketch seen to the right was the best description Pierce County Sheriff's Deputies had of a suspect wanted for a series… Continue reading
Nathan Myhrvold's demonic creation Intellectual Vultures--I mean Ventures--is often accused of patent trolling. Here's your chance to Troll 'em back!Prankster Nathan Tone today has the… Continue reading
Today's COTD winner unwittingly explains, in simple, idiotic terms, everything that is wrong with the police's decision to pepper spray protestors near Westlake Park last… Continue reading
And the claim that it was funded by taxpayers.
Terry Jefferson thought the police car was trying to get around him. So he calmly reversed his vehicle and parked it on the side of… Continue reading
Today's Comment of the Day winner participates in the familiar Internet-commenter exercise of pointing out someone's elementary spelling mistake. . . with a spelling mistake… Continue reading
In a matter of days, 84-year-old Seattleite Dorli Rainey has become the face of a movement. But when she addresses Occupy Seattle for the first… Continue reading
Julia Biryukova has a lot of time on her hands these days. Being that she's offering no assistance to the police who are looking for… Continue reading
One day after we revealed damning details in an alleged scandal between newly-reelected Snohomish County Executive Aaron Reardon and a long-term mistress, the sources in… Continue reading
Thomas Swankosy remembers the day in the summer of 2006 when a tall, fit, blonde woman came into the Major League Pizza restaurant in Smokey… Continue reading
Cannabis-rights activists who oppose the marijuana-legalization initiative I-502 do so for many reasons, including the notion that should the bill pass, the federal government will… Continue reading
