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    The son of a drug counselor turned alleged drug dealer says his
    The son of a drug counselor turned alleged...
    By Caleb Hannan • December 14, 2009 12:00 am

    The son of a drug counselor turned alleged drug dealer says his dad was only trying to help pay for…

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    University of Washington Professor Peter Ward: Get Earth before she gets you.If
    University of Washington Professor Peter Ward: Get Earth...
    By Caleb Hannan • December 11, 2009 12:00 am

    University of Washington Professor Peter Ward: Get Earth before she gets you.If your image of Mother Earth is a loving,…

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    Bill Schrier, the city’s head IT guy, politely informs Mayor-elect Mike McGinn
    Bill Schrier, the city’s head IT guy, politely...
    By Caleb Hannan • December 11, 2009 12:00 am

    Bill Schrier, the city’s head IT guy, politely informs Mayor-elect Mike McGinn that Seattle is still a PC.All flip-flops are…

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    “Give me liberty or…ya know, a good capuccino. Whichever.”Reader Kirzen responds to
    “Give me liberty or…ya know, a good capuccino....
    By Caleb Hannan • December 11, 2009 12:00 am

    “Give me liberty or…ya know, a good capuccino. Whichever.”Reader Kirzen responds to Lawyer Uses “Starbucks Defense” for Client Who Ran…

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    The French army knife. Because they give up easily, you see.First the
    The French army knife. Because they give up...
    By Caleb Hannan • December 11, 2009 12:00 am

    The French army knife. Because they give up easily, you see.First the Los Angeles City Council picked Google’s GMail over…

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    When picking an entry point, it’s important to find one bigger than
    When picking an entry point, it’s important to...
    By Caleb Hannan • December 11, 2009 12:00 am

    When picking an entry point, it’s important to find one bigger than yourself.The competent criminal knows his limitations. Meaning he…

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    The other day we showed you a YouTube video of a Pioneer
    The other day we showed you a YouTube...
    By Caleb Hannan • December 11, 2009 12:00 am

    The other day we showed you a YouTube video of a Pioneer Square resident filming drug deals from his apartment…

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    Careful, lady. Too much of that stuff and you might be overcome
    Careful, lady. Too much of that stuff and...
    By Caleb Hannan • December 10, 2009 12:00 am

    Careful, lady. Too much of that stuff and you might be overcome with the urge to play pedestrian pinball.Dan Noble…

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    Joslyn James has very few SFW pictures. This is one of them.A
    Joslyn James has very few SFW pictures. This...
    By Caleb Hannan • December 10, 2009 12:00 am

    Joslyn James has very few SFW pictures. This is one of them.A porn star who claims to have had an…

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    America also has a long history of locking up innocents.Reader Ignorance responds
    America also has a long history of locking...
    By Caleb Hannan • December 9, 2009 12:00 am

    America also has a long history of locking up innocents.Reader Ignorance responds to Amanda Knox Defender Asks: Where’s the Science…

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    On the same day that Gov. Chris Gregoire released a budget proposal
    On the same day that Gov. Chris Gregoire...
    By Caleb Hannan • December 9, 2009 12:00 am

    On the same day that Gov. Chris Gregoire released a budget proposal meant to “scare the bejesus” out of Olympia…

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    They’ll shoot their eyes out! If they don’t knock over a liquor
    They’ll shoot their eyes out! If they don’t...
    By Caleb Hannan • December 9, 2009 12:00 am

    They’ll shoot their eyes out! If they don’t knock over a liquor store first.12-year-old boys should worry about whether Suzie…

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    Arkansas Sen. Mark Pryor’s amendment allows insurance companies to be rated by
    Arkansas Sen. Mark Pryor’s amendment allows insurance companies...
    By Caleb Hannan • December 8, 2009 12:00 am

    Arkansas Sen. Mark Pryor’s amendment allows insurance companies to be rated by the public.The last time you bought something off…

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    If Italy won’t give Amanda Knox a fair trial, then it’s time
    If Italy won’t give Amanda Knox a fair...
    By Caleb Hannan • December 8, 2009 12:00 am

    If Italy won’t give Amanda Knox a fair trial, then it’s time to take matters into our own hands.Amanda Knox…

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    “Spare some change for the state?”Bringing you the day’s best bloggy bits.-
    “Spare some change for the state?”Bringing you the...
    By Caleb Hannan • December 8, 2009 12:00 am

    “Spare some change for the state?”Bringing you the day’s best bloggy bits.- PubliCola gives a preview for Gov. Gregoire’s upcoming…

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    It ain’t his fault.It’s been a week since cop-killer Maurice Clemmons was
    It ain’t his fault.It’s been a week since...
    By Caleb Hannan • December 8, 2009 12:00 am

    It ain’t his fault.It’s been a week since cop-killer Maurice Clemmons was shot and killed by a Seattle police officer….

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    Warning: Pilots are known to hide their conniving ways behind a friendly
    Warning: Pilots are known to hide their conniving...
    By Caleb Hannan • December 7, 2009 12:00 am

    Warning: Pilots are known to hide their conniving ways behind a friendly facade.There may be no honor among thieves. But…

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    On second thought, maybe Nick should take a less iconic number.University of
    On second thought, maybe Nick should take a...
    By Caleb Hannan • December 7, 2009 12:00 am

    On second thought, maybe Nick should take a less iconic number.University of Washington may be losing one quarterback, but next…

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    Buy the Kindle AND interact with another human being.If you’re world leader
    Buy the Kindle AND interact with another human...
    By Caleb Hannan • December 7, 2009 12:00 am

    Buy the Kindle AND interact with another human being.If you’re world leader in e-commerce, why might you make a go…

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