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    Articles by Caleb Hannan
    I can’t decide what’s worse, the grinch who stole $465 in cash,
    I can’t decide what’s worse, the grinch who...
    By Caleb Hannan • March 18, 2010 12:00 am

    I can’t decide what’s worse, the grinch who stole $465 in cash, the anguished reaction of the Girl Scout or…

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    “Boy for sale!”Gavin is four-years-old. He loves basketball, hates vegetables and can
    “Boy for sale!”Gavin is four-years-old. He loves basketball,...
    By Caleb Hannan • March 18, 2010 12:00 am

    “Boy for sale!”Gavin is four-years-old. He loves basketball, hates vegetables and can be yours for the low, low price of…

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    Papa just needed to take the edge off, ‘sall.Who cares if Seattle
    Papa just needed to take the edge off,...
    By Caleb Hannan • March 18, 2010 12:00 am

    Papa just needed to take the edge off, ‘sall.Who cares if Seattle Weekly staff writer Rick Anderson is technically not…

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    Assault? Sure. But a hate crime too?It’s entirely possible that we’ve taken
    Assault? Sure. But a hate crime too?It’s entirely...
    By Caleb Hannan • March 18, 2010 12:00 am

    Assault? Sure. But a hate crime too?It’s entirely possible that we’ve taken this whole “hate crime” idea a step too…

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    Andru Pulu does not appreciate your attempts at reconciliation.Seemingly uneasy about Oregon’s
    Andru Pulu does not appreciate your attempts at...
    By Caleb Hannan • March 17, 2010 12:00 am

    Andru Pulu does not appreciate your attempts at reconciliation.Seemingly uneasy about Oregon’s domination of off-season headlines, defensive end Andru Pulu…

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    Even this guy knows better than to think a new car keeps
    Even this guy knows better than to think...
    By Caleb Hannan • March 17, 2010 12:00 am

    Even this guy knows better than to think a new car keeps all its value.The mysterious unintended acceleration affecting some…

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    Too many students may have self-identified as Native American, says our reader.Reader
    Too many students may have self-identified as Native...
    By Caleb Hannan • March 17, 2010 12:00 am

    Too many students may have self-identified as Native American, says our reader.Reader Indian Educator responds to Seattle School District Likely…

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    Take that, Fresno.Presented for your consideration: the Seattle/Tacoma area has the country’s
    Take that, Fresno.Presented for your consideration: the Seattle/Tacoma...
    By Caleb Hannan • March 16, 2010 12:00 am

    Take that, Fresno.Presented for your consideration: the Seattle/Tacoma area has the country’s sixth-largest monster-truck-loving population. Given that the Kingdome is…

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    Yes, the 2010 Seattle Mariners commercials — like “Running Catch,” featuring a
    Yes, the 2010 Seattle Mariners commercials — like...
    By Caleb Hannan • March 16, 2010 12:00 am

    Yes, the 2010 Seattle Mariners commercials — like “Running Catch,” featuring a golf-ball-snagging Franklin Gutierrez — are cute. But they…

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    There is no shame, in this woman’s game.Reader iPhone Microsoftie responds to
    There is no shame, in this woman’s game.Reader...
    By Caleb Hannan • March 16, 2010 12:00 am

    There is no shame, in this woman’s game.Reader iPhone Microsoftie responds to Microsoft Employees Use iPhones, Also Enjoy Oxygen and…

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    PubliColaCatchy middle name ya got there.Kudos to PubliCola for unearthing what has
    PubliColaCatchy middle name ya got there.Kudos to PubliCola...
    By Caleb Hannan • March 15, 2010 12:00 am

    PubliColaCatchy middle name ya got there.Kudos to PubliCola for unearthing what has to be the strangest name change application King…

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    The likely drug overdose of 80’s icon Corey Haim last week came
    The likely drug overdose of 80’s icon Corey...
    By Caleb Hannan • March 15, 2010 12:00 am

    The likely drug overdose of 80’s icon Corey Haim last week came at a bad time for the former “Lost…

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    Madigan is less cuddly than you’d imagine for a man named “Big
    Madigan is less cuddly than you’d imagine for...
    By Caleb Hannan • March 15, 2010 12:00 am

    Madigan is less cuddly than you’d imagine for a man named “Big Puppy.”Sean Madigan’s nickname, “Big Puppy,” suggests a tough…

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    Amateur. A real pro can hide a grand without anyone doing a
    Amateur. A real pro can hide a grand...
    By Caleb Hannan • March 15, 2010 12:00 am

    Amateur. A real pro can hide a grand without anyone doing a double-take.Lukeisha Harris has no need for a purse….

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    http://www.kirotv.com/news/22847631/detail.htmlhttps://cdn.soundpublishing.com/dailyweekly/2009/08/another_example_of_why_you_sho.php
    http://www.kirotv.com/news/22847631/detail.htmlhttps://cdn.soundpublishing.com/dailyweekly/2009/08/another_example_of_why_you_sho.php
    By Caleb Hannan • March 15, 2010 12:00 am

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    Vegas thinks Coach Romar might dance into the second round.Despite the protests
    Vegas thinks Coach Romar might dance into the...
    By Caleb Hannan • March 15, 2010 12:00 am

    Vegas thinks Coach Romar might dance into the second round.Despite the protests of some biased observers, the Pac-10 only has…

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    Steve Jobs’s dark merlot stains the collars of about 10 percent of
    Steve Jobs’s dark merlot stains the collars of...
    By Caleb Hannan • March 15, 2010 12:00 am

    Steve Jobs’s dark merlot stains the collars of about 10 percent of Microsoft employees.Ask anyone who works at Microsoft whether…

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    An elephant never forgets…the 56 times some stranger put a tube up
    An elephant never forgets…the 56 times some stranger...
    By Caleb Hannan • March 15, 2010 12:00 am

    An elephant never forgets…the 56 times some stranger put a tube up its hoo-ha.Reader Ruth Kildall responds to Chai the…

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    Police are still unsure about who killed Cowell.Roughly a month after her
    Police are still unsure about who killed Cowell.Roughly...
    By Caleb Hannan • March 12, 2010 12:00 am

    Police are still unsure about who killed Cowell.Roughly a month after her body was found lying on Columbia River bank,…

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    This Sunday marks the 60th anniversary of the F.B.I’s “Ten Most Wanted
    This Sunday marks the 60th anniversary of the...
    By Caleb Hannan • March 12, 2010 12:00 am

    This Sunday marks the 60th anniversary of the F.B.I’s “Ten Most Wanted Fugitives” list, a program born in 1950 when…

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