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    Articles by Caleb Hannan
    Even less fun than it looks.Reader Tom responds to Vancouver Deputy Edward
    Even less fun than it looks.Reader Tom responds...
    By Caleb Hannan • April 1, 2010 12:00 am

    Even less fun than it looks.Reader Tom responds to Vancouver Deputy Edward Bylsma Sues Burger King for Loogie on His…

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    ROFL!Today’s blogs can’t wait for April 2.- CrossCut says that Microsoft will
    ROFL!Today’s blogs can’t wait for April 2.- CrossCut...
    By Caleb Hannan • April 1, 2010 12:00 am

    ROFL!Today’s blogs can’t wait for April 2.- CrossCut says that Microsoft will pay to rebuild 520 with VIP lanes for…

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    FlickrWhat a perverted cat.- Guys who like feet are finally starting to
    FlickrWhat a perverted cat.- Guys who like feet...
    By Caleb Hannan • March 31, 2010 12:00 am

    FlickrWhat a perverted cat.- Guys who like feet are finally starting to notice the kid they call The Barefoot Burglar….

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    R.I.P. and good riddance, 1997-2007.Remember “Clippy”? The annoying anthropomorphic paper clip foisted
    R.I.P. and good riddance, 1997-2007.Remember “Clippy”? The annoying...
    By Caleb Hannan • March 31, 2010 12:00 am

    R.I.P. and good riddance, 1997-2007.Remember “Clippy”? The annoying anthropomorphic paper clip foisted upon unsuspecting users of Office? Well according to…

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    FlickrThat’s not how you…If it sometimes feels as if members of the
    FlickrThat’s not how you…If it sometimes feels as...
    By Caleb Hannan • March 31, 2010 12:00 am

    FlickrThat’s not how you…If it sometimes feels as if members of the rapidly growing Tea Party movement (a movement that,…

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    Say it ain’t so, Al.It makes sense that there’s a lack of
    Say it ain’t so, Al.It makes sense that...
    By Caleb Hannan • March 31, 2010 12:00 am

    Say it ain’t so, Al.It makes sense that there’s a lack of consensus between Republicans and Democrats when it comes…

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    Mr. Box is said to be disappointed with his employee’s demonstrated lack
    Mr. Box is said to be disappointed with...
    By Caleb Hannan • March 30, 2010 12:00 am

    Mr. Box is said to be disappointed with his employee’s demonstrated lack of critical thinking.Michelle Miesner was in debt and…

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    (Garth Milan/Red Bull Stratos)You think it’d at least come with a helmet.-
    (Garth Milan/Red Bull Stratos)You think it’d at least...
    By Caleb Hannan • March 30, 2010 12:00 am

    (Garth Milan/Red Bull Stratos)You think it’d at least come with a helmet.- Aerospace News has photos of the suit free-faller…

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    Another way: spit in his Whopper.Last March, K-9 Deputy Edward Bylsma ordered
    Another way: spit in his Whopper.Last March, K-9...
    By Caleb Hannan • March 30, 2010 12:00 am

    Another way: spit in his Whopper.Last March, K-9 Deputy Edward Bylsma ordered a Whopper at the drive-in of a Vancouver,…

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    Clark may have overestimated his fellow trooper’s loyalty.When off-duty Washington State Patrol
    Clark may have overestimated his fellow trooper’s loyalty.When...
    By Caleb Hannan • March 30, 2010 12:00 am

    Clark may have overestimated his fellow trooper’s loyalty.When off-duty Washington State Patrol trooper Coy Clark drove his car off a…

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    There are two kinds of media hoaxes. In the first, an Average
    There are two kinds of media hoaxes. In...
    By Caleb Hannan • March 29, 2010 12:00 am

    There are two kinds of media hoaxes. In the first, an Average Citizen purposefully dupes a poor, innocent Media Member…

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    Coming soon: the Chai plush doll?Reader HoleInOne responds to Should the Elephant-Impregnating
    Coming soon: the Chai plush doll?Reader HoleInOne responds...
    By Caleb Hannan • March 29, 2010 12:00 am

    Coming soon: the Chai plush doll?Reader HoleInOne responds to Should the Elephant-Impregnating Woodland Park Zoo Get a Tax Exemption?”Tax exemption?!…

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    The ironic thing is that Sen. Stevens has been legislating against strange
    The ironic thing is that Sen. Stevens has...
    By Caleb Hannan • March 29, 2010 12:00 am

    The ironic thing is that Sen. Stevens has been legislating against strange bedfellows like these her entire career.Attorney General Rob…

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    Texas REALLY wants help from Google. Us? Not so much.When Google first
    Texas REALLY wants help from Google. Us? Not...
    By Caleb Hannan • March 29, 2010 12:00 am

    Texas REALLY wants help from Google. Us? Not so much.When Google first announced that it was looking for guinea pig…

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    Man. Not pictured: his big hands.Like any big city, Seattle has its
    Man. Not pictured: his big hands.Like any big...
    By Caleb Hannan • March 29, 2010 12:00 am

    Man. Not pictured: his big hands.Like any big city, Seattle has its fair share of con artists. But one scammer…

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    Alcala on “The Dating Game.”Rodney Alcala is already a convicted murderer. This
    Alcala on “The Dating Game.”Rodney Alcala is already...
    By Caleb Hannan • March 26, 2010 12:00 am

    Alcala on “The Dating Game.”Rodney Alcala is already a convicted murderer. This we know, after a California jury found him…

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    The Bible has a pretty clear stance against clear heels. I think
    The Bible has a pretty clear stance against...
    By Caleb Hannan • March 26, 2010 12:00 am

    The Bible has a pretty clear stance against clear heels. I think it’s in Leviticus.Reader Nick responds to Renton “Prayer…

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    Last Wednesday, 42-year-old Charles Parsons shot and killed his wife Carol during
    Last Wednesday, 42-year-old Charles Parsons shot and killed...
    By Caleb Hannan • March 26, 2010 12:00 am

    Last Wednesday, 42-year-old Charles Parsons shot and killed his wife Carol during a couples counseling session in a Federal Way…

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    The latest cover of “Bengal Tiger Beat.”Federal Way’s Sanjaya Malakar enjoyed a
    The latest cover of “Bengal Tiger Beat.”Federal Way’s...
    By Caleb Hannan • March 25, 2010 12:00 am

    The latest cover of “Bengal Tiger Beat.”Federal Way’s Sanjaya Malakar enjoyed a brief run as “American Idol’s” non-threatening Indian kid…

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    Yo Zach Grienke, I’m really happy for you and I’mma let you
    Yo Zach Grienke, I’m really happy for you...
    By Caleb Hannan • March 25, 2010 12:00 am

    Yo Zach Grienke, I’m really happy for you and I’mma let you finish, but King Felix had one of the…

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