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Hey, here’s a statement that will shock your delicate sporting sensibilities: the
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Citing an emphasis on neighborhoods, sharing, connecting and other associated buzzwords, Starbucks’
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Tea Party-supported senatorial candidate Clint Didier — the former NFL tight end
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Sports Illustrated asked 347 players for their opinion on the nicest player
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Bill Wheeler took a trip to Vegas and was on his way
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Mayor Mike McGinn is reportedly leaning towards naming East Palo Alto police
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Hey Seattle homeowners, do you trust investment bank Goldman Sachs to tell the truth? You know, the guys…
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Time to panic, everyone. Knute Berger at Crosscut says that a board you’d never heard of no longer…
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David Fox’s no good, very bad week just got much worse. Last Friday, a KOMO News report accused…
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Not pictured: the fine mocha selection.Human rights groups and government-waste watchers got
Not pictured: the fine mocha selection.Human rights groups and government-waste watchers got very giddy yesterday when The Washington…
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Public sex comes with its fair share of complications, hence the thrill. You might be seen. You might…
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