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    Articles by Caleb Hannan
    The only people who do PCP anymore are time-capusled beat poets who
    The only people who do PCP anymore are...
    By Caleb Hannan • June 14, 2010 12:00 am

    The only people who do PCP anymore are time-capusled beat poets who haven’t yet heard of meth. Oh, and if…

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    Republican Senatorial candidate Dino Rossi is making life much easier for the
    Republican Senatorial candidate Dino Rossi is making life...
    By Caleb Hannan • June 14, 2010 12:00 am

    Republican Senatorial candidate Dino Rossi is making life much easier for the competition. First he said if elected he’d do…

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    Around lunchtime today an employee at the IRS’s Bellevue office opened an
    Around lunchtime today an employee at the IRS’s...
    By Caleb Hannan • June 14, 2010 12:00 am

    Around lunchtime today an employee at the IRS’s Bellevue office opened an envelope and watched as white powder fell out….

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    Tea Party-supported senatorial candidate Clint Didier — the former NFL tight end
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    By Caleb Hannan • June 11, 2010 12:00 am

    Tea Party-supported senatorial candidate Clint Didier — the former NFL tight end and farmer who objects to government welfare unless…

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    Because of the 9/11 anthrax mailings that killed several post office workers
    Because of the 9/11 anthrax mailings that killed...
    By Caleb Hannan • June 11, 2010 12:00 am

    Because of the 9/11 anthrax mailings that killed several post office workers back in 2001, letter carriers get rightfully freaked…

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    Sports Illustrated asked 347 players for their opinion on the nicest player
    Sports Illustrated asked 347 players for their opinion...
    By Caleb Hannan • June 10, 2010 12:00 am

    Sports Illustrated asked 347 players for their opinion on the nicest player in the game and 20-percent named Mariners’ designated…

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    When Pete Carroll left USC to come coach the Seattle Seahawks, the
    When Pete Carroll left USC to come coach...
    By Caleb Hannan • June 10, 2010 12:00 am

    When Pete Carroll left USC to come coach the Seattle Seahawks, the general impression was that he had barely escaped…

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    Bill Wheeler took a trip to Vegas and was on his way
    Bill Wheeler took a trip to Vegas and...
    By Caleb Hannan • June 10, 2010 12:00 am

    Bill Wheeler took a trip to Vegas and was on his way back home to Everett when he disappeared. His…

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    Mayor Mike McGinn is reportedly leaning towards naming East Palo Alto police
    Mayor Mike McGinn is reportedly leaning towards naming...
    By Caleb Hannan • June 10, 2010 12:00 am

    Mayor Mike McGinn is reportedly leaning towards naming East Palo Alto police chief Ron Davis the new top cop in…

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    Let Linda Lusk’s story be a lesson for any potential Mrs. Robinson’s
    Let Linda Lusk’s story be a lesson for...
    By Caleb Hannan • June 10, 2010 12:00 am

    Let Linda Lusk’s story be a lesson for any potential Mrs. Robinson’s out there. If you “perform a sex act”…

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    Tim McCreary was idling at a stoplight on Memorial Day Weekend when
    Tim McCreary was idling at a stoplight on...
    By Caleb Hannan • June 9, 2010 12:00 am

    Tim McCreary was idling at a stoplight on Memorial Day Weekend when the light turned green. The car in front…

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    Hey Seattle homeowners, do you trust investment bank Goldman Sachs to tell
    Hey Seattle homeowners, do you trust investment bank...
    By Caleb Hannan • June 9, 2010 12:00 am

    Hey Seattle homeowners, do you trust investment bank Goldman Sachs to tell the truth? You know, the guys who bought…

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    Time to panic, everyone. Knute Berger at Crosscut says that a board
    Time to panic, everyone. Knute Berger at Crosscut...
    By Caleb Hannan • June 9, 2010 12:00 am

    Time to panic, everyone. Knute Berger at Crosscut says that a board you’d never heard of no longer exists: The…

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    David Fox’s no good, very bad week just got much worse. Last
    David Fox’s no good, very bad week just...
    By Caleb Hannan • June 9, 2010 12:00 am

    David Fox’s no good, very bad week just got much worse. Last Friday, a KOMO News report accused the lawyer…

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    Not pictured: the fine mocha selection.Human rights groups and government-waste watchers got
    Not pictured: the fine mocha selection.Human rights groups...
    By Caleb Hannan • June 8, 2010 12:00 am

    Not pictured: the fine mocha selection.Human rights groups and government-waste watchers got very giddy yesterday when The Washington Post published…

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    Public sex comes with its fair share of complications, hence the thrill.
    Public sex comes with its fair share of...
    By Caleb Hannan • June 8, 2010 12:00 am

    Public sex comes with its fair share of complications, hence the thrill. You might be seen. You might mistake a…

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    This is not an excuse to make a lame pot joke. It
    This is not an excuse to make a...
    By Caleb Hannan • June 8, 2010 12:00 am

    This is not an excuse to make a lame pot joke. It might be easy to point and laugh at…

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    A 2007 arrest at a Queen Anne Dick’s left Dewoyne Lowe with
    A 2007 arrest at a Queen Anne Dick’s...
    By Caleb Hannan • June 8, 2010 12:00 am

    A 2007 arrest at a Queen Anne Dick’s left Dewoyne Lowe with a concussion and large cuts to his face…

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    No exits downtown means this guy isn’t blocking your view of Elliott
    No exits downtown means this guy isn’t blocking...
    By Caleb Hannan • June 8, 2010 12:00 am

    No exits downtown means this guy isn’t blocking your view of Elliott Bay.In a post entitled “No Exit,” Goldy at…

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    The video above purportedly shows the shooting in Belltown early Sunday morning
    The video above purportedly shows the shooting in...
    By Caleb Hannan • June 7, 2010 12:00 am

    The video above purportedly shows the shooting in Belltown early Sunday morning that killed one man and sent the other…

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