Caeriel Crestin

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Aquarius (Jan. 20-Feb. 18)I’m a huge fan of honesty, but if you feel compelled to share a truth, ruthlessly check your own motives. Sometimes it’s… Continue reading

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Aquarius (Jan. 20-Feb. 18)The thing about “experts” is that once they achieve that status, many of them rarely if ever question themselves. Thus their expertise… Continue reading

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Aquarius (Jan. 20-Feb. 18)Here’s the problem with screwing up: Sometimes the punishments for your mistakes never end. Let’s say it’s something serious that puts you… Continue reading

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Capricorn (Dec. 22-Jan. 19)Your attention span is relatively long. You can stick to one thing and see it concluded, whereas many need breaks or are… Continue reading

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Capricorn (Dec. 22-Jan. 19)Have you got big plans for 2011? If not, why not? This is a year in which you could accomplish a lot,… Continue reading

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Sagittarius (Nov. 22-Dec. 21)Being wished a “Merry Christmas!” around this time of year used to bother me, as I’m not Christian and resented the implication… Continue reading

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Sagittarius (Nov. 22-Dec. 21)If you’re not careful, your efforts to help someone can actually hurt them by making them essentially helpless—or worse, a parasite. It’s… Continue reading

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Sagittarius  (Nov. 22-Dec. 21)Sagittarians are famously known as the truth-seekers and truth-tellers of the zodiac. Being habitually frank means you can’t always understand (or, occasionally,… Continue reading

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Scorpio (Oct. 23-Nov. 21)Do ends justify means? What happens when you discover something someone did, after the fact? You’re more or less pleased with how… Continue reading

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Scorpio (Oct. 23-Nov. 21)Being in business with someone you don’t think is on the up and up is never fun. However, we frequently end up… Continue reading

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Scorpio (Oct. 23-Nov. 21)When you were younger, you played games to test your own strength, much as baby animals playfully enact versions of the activities… Continue reading

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Scorpio (Oct. 23-Nov. 21)The news today had a story about seven major cities that are in imminent danger of sinking, including Bangkok, New Orleans, and… Continue reading

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Libra (Sept. 23-Oct. 22)Sure, you could bake a traditional apple pie, but these particular guests would probably be more excited if, when they cut into… Continue reading

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Libra (Sept. 23-Oct. 22)Some things don’t respond well to extra pressure, like sleep. Sometimes the more urgently you need rest, the less likely it’ll actually… Continue reading

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Libra (Sept. 23-Oct. 22)Imagine scientists invented a cheap way to lock humans into the age of their choice—but once you picked how old you wanted… Continue reading

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Libra  (Sept. 23-Oct. 22)We're taught the old cliché "If at first you don't succeed, try, try again." It's actually not a bad philosophy, most of… Continue reading

This Week’s Horoscope

Virgo (Aug. 23–Sept. 22) It's funny when little kids think they're getting away with something, because they have no subtlety or craftiness whatsoever. Everything they're… Continue reading

This Week’s Horoscope

Virgo (Aug. 23–Sept. 22) Fighting is an art form. I'm not talking about fencing or Sumo wrestling, but rather the simple ability to resolve conflicts… Continue reading

This Week’s Horoscope

Virgo (Aug. 23–Sept. 22) Even though this week is likely to throw some comically oversized wrenches into your plans, stifle the drama. Sure, these delays… Continue reading

This Week’s Horoscope

Virgo (Aug. 23–Sept. 22) The show must go on, they say, and performers dedicated to this principle have endured tremendous hardship to make sure their… Continue reading