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Scorpio (Oct. 23–Nov. 21)During the early 17th century in the Netherlands, tulips
Scorpio (Oct. 23–Nov. 21)During the early 17th century in the Netherlands, tulips were the shit. A single bulb…
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Libra (Sept. 23–Oct. 22)Intimacy ebbs and flows. You know this rationally, but
Libra (Sept. 23–Oct. 22)Intimacy ebbs and flows. You know this rationally, but sometimes it’s hard to accept. Maintaining…
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Sagittarius (Nov. 22–Dec. 21)I heard that following the presidential election, hits on
Sagittarius (Nov. 22–Dec. 21)I heard that following the presidential election, hits on immigration Web sites (especially those for…
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March 1925, 2003
Aries (March 21-April 19) Ownership is a screwy concept amongst you Rams. Almost without realizing it, you start…
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Pisces (Feb. 19-March 20) eXistenZ, a movie by David Cronenberg, explores a multilayered virtual reality game that’s so…
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July 28-Aug. 4, 2004
Leo (July 23–Aug. 22) Whoa. I’m getting a tan just standing next to you. Putting out this much…
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Gemini (May 21–June 20)Procrastinating now would be stupid. Even more so than
Gemini (May 21–June 20)Procrastinating now would be stupid. Even more so than usual; simply delaying one extra day…
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Virgo (Aug. 23–Sept. 22)Some parts of you are ready to move on,
Virgo (Aug. 23–Sept. 22)Some parts of you are ready to move on, but some aren’t. Perhaps your restless…
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Virgo (Aug. 23–Sept. 22)No one realizes, least of all you, that you’re
Virgo (Aug. 23–Sept. 22)No one realizes, least of all you, that you’re the most popular sign in the…
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Leo (July 23–Aug. 22)Instincts aren’t always what they’re cracked up to be.
Leo (July 23–Aug. 22)Instincts aren’t always what they’re cracked up to be. A startled bird, finding itself indoors,…
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Leo (July 23–Aug. 22)Just because you like things up-front and direct doesn’t
Leo (July 23–Aug. 22)Just because you like things up-front and direct doesn’t mean everyone else does. In fact,…
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Taurus (April 20–May 20)You’re a big monkey. That ain’t so bad, though.
Taurus (April 20–May 20)You’re a big monkey. That ain’t so bad, though. Orangutans, for example, live in complete…
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Pisces (Feb. 19-March 20) At 35 degrees Fahrenheit, the weather makes you crazy. The charcoal sky dumps chill…
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Capricorn (Dec. 22–Jan. 19) You’ve ventured into a very specialized shop that sells only one kind of thing.…
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Sagittarius (Nov. 22–Dec. 21)It’s not exactly A Christmas Carol, but you ought
Sagittarius (Nov. 22–Dec. 21)It’s not exactly A Christmas Carol, but you ought to identify with Ebenezer this week…