Pisces (Feb. 19–March 20)The other day, I imagined what it’d be like if all the seasons shifted two months forward….
Feb. 22-28, 2006
Aug. 23-29, 2006
Feb. 8-14, 2006
April 5-11, 2006
April 12-18, 2006
Pisces (Feb. 19–March 20)Pisceans have insane amounts of charisma and a sort of charming cluelessness about how wonderful and likable…
Sagittarius (Nov. 22–Dec. 21)Wild creatures often have remarkable senses of direction. They can somehow orient themselves toward home, without familiar…
Scorpio (Oct. 23–Nov. 21)I would say you’re one of the most compelling, wise, and intense people in the zodiac, but…
Scorpio (Oct. 23–Nov. 21)You won’t know you’ve been meandering along the scenic route to your destination until you step off…
Aug. 9-15, 2006
Libra (Sept. 23–Oct. 22)Poor tongue-tied Libra. Your usual chattiness has failed you: Now that communication feels more urgent and necessary…
Virgo (Aug. 23–Sept. 22)Like you, I’m a major multitasker. I like surfing the Internet while watching television while playing with…
Libra (Sept. 23–Oct. 22)Let Mary Poppins advise: “In every job that must be done, there is an element of fun….
Taurus (April 20–May 20)Sometimes you can know too much. Once you understand your own innocence or charm, it ceases to…
Aquarius (Jan. 20–Feb. 18)This week you might feel like you recklessly dived to the deep-end bottom of the pool without…
May 10-16, 2006
Scorpio (Oct. 23–Nov. 21)During the early 17th century in the Netherlands, tulips were the shit. A single bulb of a…
Libra (Sept. 23–Oct. 22)Intimacy ebbs and flows. You know this rationally, but sometimes it’s hard to accept. Maintaining fiercely hot…
Sagittarius (Nov. 22–Dec. 21)I heard that following the presidential election, hits on immigration Web sites (especially those for Canada, Australia,…