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Virgo (Aug. 23–Sept. 22)Self-sabotage ain’t your style, darlin’. You’re more savvy than
Virgo (Aug. 23–Sept. 22)Self-sabotage ain’t your style, darlin’. You’re more savvy than that, aren’t you? If you’re going…
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Virgo (Aug. 23-Sept. 22) What you’re trying to do now is the equivalent of wearing vertical stripes to…
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Aquarius (Jan. 20-Feb. 18) Freakazoid. That’s what the dorkiest of your attackers will be calling you this week.…
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Pisces (Feb. 19–March 20)The other day, I imagined what it’d be like
Pisces (Feb. 19–March 20)The other day, I imagined what it’d be like if all the seasons shifted two…
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Pisces (Feb. 19–March 20)Pisceans have insane amounts of charisma and a sort
Pisces (Feb. 19–March 20)Pisceans have insane amounts of charisma and a sort of charming cluelessness about how wonderful…
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Sagittarius (Nov. 22–Dec. 21)Wild creatures often have remarkable senses of direction. They
Sagittarius (Nov. 22–Dec. 21)Wild creatures often have remarkable senses of direction. They can somehow orient themselves toward home,…
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Scorpio (Oct. 23–Nov. 21)I would say you’re one of the most compelling,
Scorpio (Oct. 23–Nov. 21)I would say you’re one of the most compelling, wise, and intense people in the…
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Scorpio (Oct. 23–Nov. 21)You won’t know you’ve been meandering along the scenic
Scorpio (Oct. 23–Nov. 21)You won’t know you’ve been meandering along the scenic route to your destination until you…
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Libra (Sept. 23–Oct. 22)Poor tongue-tied Libra. Your usual chattiness has failed you:
Libra (Sept. 23–Oct. 22)Poor tongue-tied Libra. Your usual chattiness has failed you: Now that communication feels more urgent…
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Virgo (Aug. 23–Sept. 22)Like you, I’m a major multitasker. I like surfing
Virgo (Aug. 23–Sept. 22)Like you, I’m a major multitasker. I like surfing the Internet while watching television while…
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Libra (Sept. 23–Oct. 22)Let Mary Poppins advise: “In every job that must
Libra (Sept. 23–Oct. 22)Let Mary Poppins advise: “In every job that must be done, there is an element…
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Taurus (April 20–May 20)Sometimes you can know too much. Once you understand
Taurus (April 20–May 20)Sometimes you can know too much. Once you understand your own innocence or charm, it…
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Aquarius (Jan. 20–Feb. 18)This week you might feel like you recklessly dived
Aquarius (Jan. 20–Feb. 18)This week you might feel like you recklessly dived to the deep-end bottom of the…