Libra (Sept. 23–Oct. 22)What’s the secret of your success? Always living a balanced, moderate lifestyle and being nice to people?…
Pisces (Feb. 19–March 20) Your perception of time is dramatically different from almost everyone else’s. Perhaps you’re not aware that…
Feb. 15-21, 2006
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July 5-11, 2006
Leo (July 23–Aug. 22)You’d never guess that your friends and family have heard the bit about letting sleeping dogs lie,…
Sagittarius (Nov. 22–Dec. 21)I recently got an e-mail from a desperate Sagittarian pleading that I go easier on your tribe,…
Pisces (Feb. 19–March 20) You’ve entered a scary new chapter, one that’ll encompass more than half of the year to…
Aquarius (Jan. 20–Feb. 18) You’re all about the destination lately, not the journey. If I asked you where you’d like…
Gemini (May 21–June 20)Try watching TV with the sound turned off or watching people dance without being able to hear…
Cancer (June 21–July 22)This week’s theme: Cancer control issues. Unfortunately for your clutching instinct, the big, juicy fish you’re embracing…
March 1-7, 2006
Jan. 25-31, 2006
Sagittarius (Nov. 22–Dec. 21)Don’t expect to understand the dramas unfolding around you this week. Luckily, you have my (and the…
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Cancer (June 21–July 22)You water signs are nothing if not totally yourselves. You get into the most trouble when you…
Aries (March 21-April 19) Lakes of fire wouldn’t prevent you from rescuing someone you loved. I believe that; unfortunately you…
Virgo (Aug. 23–Sept. 22)Self-sabotage ain’t your style, darlin’. You’re more savvy than that, aren’t you? If you’re going to cheat,…
Virgo (Aug. 23-Sept. 22) What you’re trying to do now is the equivalent of wearing vertical stripes to hide the…
Aquarius (Jan. 20-Feb. 18) Freakazoid. That’s what the dorkiest of your attackers will be calling you this week. It doesn’t…