When the Red Sox or Yankees (and, evidently, the Blue Jays) come to town, Mariners fans are often outnumbered, or at least out-vocalized, in the stands. This is unacceptable, especially when its the fucking Yankees, who still have fucking A-Rod on their team. In short, any Yankee fan whos not from fucking New York (or at least lived there for a spell) can fucking go fuck themselves, the bandwagon-hopping, fair-weather fucks. Granted, if you say fuck too many times in Safeco Field, youre liable to get tossed out on your fucking ass, but who fucking cares at this point? While the Ms have had a brilliant season based on what was expected of them heading into this year (zilch), theres fucking nothing left to play for nowno fucking pennant, no fucking playoffs. Really, the only reasons to visit Safeco Fucking Field at this juncture in the season are to: (a) watch Ken Griffey Jr. play what could be the fucking final games of his fucking career, or (b) fucking boo the fucking Yankees, because they fucking suck, even if theyre the best fucking team in baseball, record-wise. MIKE SEELY
Fri., Sept. 18, 7:10 p.m.; Sat., Sept. 19, 6:10 p.m.; Sun., Sept. 20, 1:10 p.m., 2009
