Sickness unto Celebrity

Something's very wrong with Lauren Weedman, and she'd like to tell you about it.


The Empty Space Theatre, 3509 Fremont N., 547-7500 previews begin Fri., Oct. 25, opens Wed., Oct. 30

Lauren Weedman forgot to shake Jon Stewart’s hand. She’d already appeared on Comedy Central’s acclaimed political satire series The Daily Show With Jon Stewart as an “on-location” reporter, but had never been on camera with him in the studio. And she forgot to shake his hand.

“I left him hangin’; I didn’t know that you were supposed to immediately turn to him and shake his hand after a story,” she swears. “And I didn’t do that. And you don’t do that. And I didn’t do it on purpose. I just didn’t know—I was so nervous.”

The rules have changed for Weedman. It’s one thing to be admired in Seattle for your uncannily well-observed, multicharacter solo performances—she’s thrown local audiences into hysterics beginning with Homecoming and all the way up through 2000’s Amsterdam, which, among other things, imagined a Dutch rock band named Teeth Meat—but New York, television: different ball game. The otherworldliness was just beginning after the missed handshake; she says a staffer told her: “Um . . . you didn’t shake his hand. And that kind of makes Jon feel like maybe you don’t want to be here.”

The fracas over the faux pas, the fanatical desire to fit into the cult of celebrity, and the oddity of finding her hair the subject of debate on the show’s Web site chat room will somehow all feed into Weedman’s latest solo comic reflection, Rash. Following along the lines of her four previous shows, she’ll be playing a multitude of characters inspired by those she’s met in her own life. The piece premieres at the Empty Space this fall, two years after she moved to New York and one year after she joined The Daily Show as a full-time reporter (she’s on a “freelance” contract now). She’s still forming the piece in her own mind, though she knows at the core of it all she’d like to make serious fun of “what has to be wrong with you to want to be famous.”

Going back to her hambone childhood, she admits, “I was always trying to dramatize everything to get the attention. And then, all of sudden, when you get something big . . . it’s the same kind of energy that makes you want to be famous. You want to get that, and then it’s never enough. Somehow I can’t live intensely enough. And so, onstage every-thing gets to be just so important, and it’s the only time when I don’t feel that anxiety. So the play is about that a little bit.”

That energy, though, is surely what gives her such a knack for solo work, isn’t it?

“It’s hard to take control when I’m in a group,” she agrees. “I don’t take a lot of risks. It’s like if somebody is choking, and there’s eight of us, I’m not the one to go, ‘I got it!’ But if I’m the only one there, of course, I’m like, ‘I got it.'”

She pauses, checking herself, worried she’s come off a bit troubled.

“You know I’m adopted?” she asks quietly, feigning extreme gravity.

And that’s the thing about Weedman—she always checks herself. She’s keeping tabs on her own pretensions, and here she is in the unenviable position of trying to create a one-woman show about keeping tabs on your pretensions. A conversation with her is time spent with someone who’s mocking the idea of herself before you can do it. She looks at herself as microscopically as the characters she creates; she’s part of the game. It’s a fine line for a performer to walk—it would be easy to fall into self-indulgence—but Weedman usually doesn’t stumble.

Thinking of her first real touch of fame has her overflowing with tongue-in-cheek melodramatics about how it all turned her head.

“When I got The Daily Show, I was crying—I was like, ‘It happened. Oh my God, I got my dream!'” she recalls. “But then within three weeks I’m like, ‘Did I not shake his hand?! I thought I shook his hand.’ You just get crazy; you don’t see straight.”

She’s very grateful for The Daily Show r鳵m頢ooster, but, you have to ask, what did she feel about her year of fame? Naturally, it didn’t measure up.

“It’s like the times I’ve been in some independent films where you’re with the other people in a limo who are like, ‘This is our 15 minutes! We’re gonna take it!'” she says. “And I remember just always being in the back seat going, ‘It’s not my 15 minutes. You can take this one; I’ll wait.'”


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