On his 2006 self-titled debut, Mickey Avalon rhymed about the underbelly of streetlife rap had yet to explore and boasted he had a dick like Jesus, one of the most undecipherable yet grandiose brags to ever pollute the game. What the hell it actually means is up for interpretation — Is it bearded? Can it turn water into wine? Regardless, on 2009s Stroke Me hes still perpetrating his Cool Keith meets Hollywood Boulevard vibe and bringing more ass and eyeliner to hip hop then anyone since Lil Kim. He promotes his shows as events, and are they ever. Youll leave feeling so dirty youll want to screw and shower. In which order is up to you. With Thee Satisfaction, Truckasaurus. MACHELL DUMA LAVASSAR
Sat., Aug. 28, 8 p.m., 2010
