Kathy Griffin performed four consecutive stand-up shows at the Paramount the last time she was in Seattle—all of which sold out. D-list celebrity? I think not. Yet the loudmouth comedienne, who recently began shooting the sixth season of her Bravo hit reality show My Life on the D-List, continues to insist that she’s a Hollywood bottom feeder. She’s full of it. But that doesn’t make her shameless antics—tweeting that she’s carrying Levi Johnston’s baby, “accidentally” dropping the F-bomb while co-hosting CNN’s live New Year’s Eve program with her BFF Anderson Cooper—any less hilarious. Griffin is sure to be even more outrageous when she takes the stage tonight and Saturday, fully aware that she’s safe from the wrath of television censors. ERIKA HOBART

Fri., Jan. 29, 8 p.m.; Sat., Jan. 30, 8 p.m., 2010