Single straight men need to realize that Neighbours is where all the action is. Sure, the nightclub caters to gays, but it is also filled with single straight ladies. (Seriously, think of all the gay men out there who have a gaggle of hot girlfriends that they want absolutely nothing to do with sexually.) Said girls are often brought along for a night on the town, but then left starving for attention, having been ditched by gay friends busy getting their game on. Some smart hetero dudes have caught on to this, but the number is still insufficient enough that the female section of the dance floor is mostly yours for the taking. ERIKA HOBART 1509 Broadway Ave., 324-5358, neighboursnightclub.com