Its coming. The weekend that unites tree-hugging hippie moms, gawking teenagers, and quasi-sketchy graybeard voyeurs. Yes, I speak of the Fremont Fairmore commonly known as the site of the Summer Solstice Parade (at noon today). Or, alternatively: Dude! Naked people riding bikes! Calm down, horrified parents; your children have surely seen worse online. Families shouldnt overlook the rest of the (generally clothed) activities, live music, beer, and good food. Cabiri Performance Troupe will perform Daedalus, an aerial dance piece. For art- and car-lovers alike, theres the weekend Art Car Blowout, where jalopies are adorned with ribbons, sparkles, paint, and glue; these are fairy-tale automobiles youll want to take home. (Im still looking for the Woodland Nymph-themed car I saw several years ago.) Meanwhile, the fairs educational EcoZone provides what might as well be the fairs motto: Come for the breasts, save the planet. BRITT THORSON
Sat., June 19, 10 a.m.-8 p.m.; Sun., June 20, 10 a.m.-6 p.m., 2010
