The common refrain in Seattle this year seemed to be “Amazon is

Published 10:30 pm Tuesday, December 22, 2015

The common refrain in Seattle this year seemed to be “Amazon is the worst.” Construction, traffic, boxy condos, gentrification, business closures, raising rents, Capitol Hill and Ballard’s alleged cultural death, the meager dating pool—in 2015, it was all Amazon’s fault. So, writer Seth Kolloen and illustrator Tatiana Gill decided to imagine… what if Seattle’s dreams finally came true?