He’s 6’4″. He’s skinny. He doesn’t really have a position. He tried to maim one of the sweetest guys I’ve ever had the pleasure to profile. He went to Duke. His dad (pictured here) enjoyed a long and mediocre NBA career, partially spent with the Sonics, when they were godawful. He’ll do the same, only without the “long.” His name is Gerald Henderson Jr., he’s projected (inexplicably) to be a lottery pick in this evening’s NBA draft, and he’s going to be an absolute fucking bust. Mark my words.