Oprah Winfrey’s personal trainer, Bob Greene, will be riding his giant green bus into Seattle today and signing copies of his books, The Best Life Diet (Revised) and The Best Life Diet Cookbook, at a West Seattle Safeway (11 AM-1 PM) and the U-Village Barnes and Noble (7-9 PM). We were wondering, Mr. Greene: while you’re here, would it be possible for you to meet with Carlos Silva?PS to Kate Horle of the Denver Chamber of Commerce: you recently taunted us about not having an NBA team, but you didn’t get a visit from Oprah’s trainer. So there. (h/t West Seattle Blog)