If the rule of thumb is that you wait three days to call a girl, how long must you wait to send her a friend request on Facebook? You cant meet a nice girl and friend her at 3 a.m. So says Mark Siano, the man best known for producing eclectic variety shows everywhere from El Gaucho to Re-bar. You look desperate, you look creepy. If you become friends with her later, thats okay, but you still cant like the photo of her wearing a low-cut dress, because thats creepy, too. Such are the issues that Siano and friends address in Modern Luv, a satire on romance in the social networking era, featuring original music by Siano, sketch comedy, and dance. If youve ever Googled your crushs name or sent a text message during a date, songs like Up in Your Inbox and Leave Your Phone Alone are sure to sound familiar. Get ready to LOL. ERIKA HOBART
Fri., Feb. 18, 7:30 & 10:30 p.m.; Sat., Feb. 19, 7:30 & 10:30 p.m., 2011
