The ability to do this without being arrested is apparently a top priority in Seattle.Seattle has a wish list. And the third item on that wish list is the right to burn its collective balls.Mayor Mike McGinn set up a shiny new website where people could ask him for stuff. So a couple thousand people said they wanted more light rail. Then a couple thousand more said screw that, just let us smoke our weed in peace. And then slightly less, but still a lot, of people said forget all that mess, just let us relax on the beach wearing nothing but our birthday suits.In 2008, after a considerable grassroots public campaign by local skinny dippers, the Seattle Parks Board recommended that the Parks Department look into establishing designated and signed areas for clothing-optional use. Let’s make it happen!They said they’d look into it? Well I’m sure that means they’ll hop to it right away. Because change comes quick in government. Especially in Seattle!Naked hippies are the best because they’re the most gullible.