Granted, I have a major Jerry Seinfeld bias, having seen every episode of his show enough times to annoy people with rehashed bits, but Seinfeld’s stand-up at the Paramount last night (with opener, friend and fellow funnyman Larry Miller — 10 Things I Hate About You, Best in Show) proved that the guy’s still got it at almost 55. He even indulged us with a little “Hello, Newman” during a brief q-and-a encore.Jerry on …The weather: “People say to me, ‘Can you believe this weather?’ Yes, yes I can. … These are the same people who are shocked at the time. ‘How can it already be 3 o’clock?!'”Cialis commercials: “‘If your erection lasts more than four hours, call a doctor.’ I’m thinking I’ll be calling a doctor into hour two. More importantly, what I want to know is, what exactly is this doctor planning to do about it?”Being a dad: “When I was single, I used to see a couple pushing a stroller and think, ‘What do you want to go and ruin your life for?’ … It’s odd having someone living in your house that’ll poop their pants while they look you square in the eye.”
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