Last week, we noted the seemingly prevalent use of our paper in the commission of crimes, particularly those involving buses and penises. (A chronic transit masturbator chronically used our pages as a strategic hiding device.) That said, we’d like to make it clear that this incident–in which an inebriated man allegedly whipped it out and urinated on the back row of seats on a Metro bus, kicked out a police car window, spit all over the inside of said police car, and was too disorderly to be fingerprinted–had nothing to do with a copy of Seattle Weekly.