They call Allen Reyes “Gunwitch.” Or should I say, he calls himself that on the Internet as a reference to his “Gunwitch Method” pick-up technique, which he promises will get any man laid using the simple mantra of “Make the ho say no.”The name Gunwitch, Reyes says, stems from his love of handguns and the witch-like “magic” he uses to seduce women. It’s an interesting mantle, not least because he just narrowly dodged an attempted murder charge for shooting a woman in the face with a gun.Reyes’ hometown paper The Klamath Falls Herald and News
reports that the 32-year-old man pleaded guilty to unlawful use of a weapon on Monday in a case that began when 21-year-old Amber Tripp was shot in the face at a New Year’s Eve party.Reyes was arrested shortly after the shooting, jailed, and charged with attempted murder, felony assault, and unlawful use of a weapon.But some witnesses apparently said Tripp had threatened Reyes with a knife prior to the shooting (accusations Tripp denies). Those accounts, plus Tripp’s somewhat extensive criminal history, made prosecutors hesitant to seek the more serious charges.Reyes was credited for his time served in jail and released Monday.The Gunwitch Method was featured in Neil Strauss’s best-selling book The Game.It essentially involves turning one’s self into a smooth-talking sex octopus that wraps itself around lone women and smothers them with testosterone until they either come home with you or pepper-spray you in the eyeballs.Here’s an example from Reyes’ website on how to get around that whole “I-don’t-really-want-to-have-sex-with-you” thing that woman sometimes do with men they don’t want to have sex with.. . . the last minute problem with sex. This happens sometimes, she’ll say “I don’t know you enough” ect. When this happens don’t get mad or upset ect. Just say, “I understand” or “ok, this is nice though huh?” then go back to necking and making out. Eventually go back in for the sex, if happens again say “I understand” and go back in for more kissing and making out, and repeat until it goes through. Hell even if she never gets ready, what have you got better to do than make out with some hot little number? You’ve got no real “make the ho say no” style of getting a close or getting a rejection to work with at this point, as she already has said no but MAY change her mind. DO NOT struggle or tug or bear weight on her at this stage, as that is considered rape. Use persistence not force, and you’ll be ok.So yeah, ladies. If you find yourself in the midst of a smarm tornado that looks like the man below, do yourself a favor and ask if he’s armed.Follow The Daily Weekly on Facebook and Twitter.
