This colossal douche has a face Dawg fans understandably hate.Recognize this face, Dawg fans? You hate it, right? I sure do. Why? Because it’s Pete Carroll, USC’s whiny, NFL failure of a coach–and the Seahawks evidently want to hire him to replace Jim Mora. If this is the move they’re going to make, I’d actually rather stick with Mora, even after I called his employment into question. If you’re a parent who doesn’t want your kids complaining about Lima beans, don’t show them footage of Carroll on the sidelines, because all he does is bark at the refs, all game long. Any Husky fan who’s a real Husky fan fucking hates Carroll, and methinks it’ll be a slow thaw once he’s patrolling the sidelines in SoDo. If the objective of Seahawk brass is to widen the rift between UW’s View Ridge-Bellevue clientele and the Hawks’ Auburn-Larry the Cable Guy clientele, this oughta do it.NFL players are adults, and they won’t play Carroll’s rah-rah-siss-boom-bah, gimmicky bullshit. What works in college doesn’t necessarily work in the pros; that’s why Carroll retreated to Watts in the first place. The only diehard Dawg who could possibly be excited about Carroll purchasing a parcel in Broadmoor is his former offensive coordinator, Steve Sarkisian. “Hey, Steve, remember when you quit my staff to work for a conference rival? Here I am again!”Awesome. Not.
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