You shouldn’t steal tip jars, period. It’s a dick move, and one that will likely only net you $10 to $20. But if you’re determined to be that guy, you really should look both ways before you run into the street with the stolen prize.Otherwise you could help make a headline like this:Apparently the guy walked into an undisclosed downtown business and took off with the tip jar. And despite no one chasing him, he supposedly ran right in front of a bus.The man was hit, and though he’s still alive, he’s in critical condition.We wish him a full recovery, because no one deserves to be hit by a bus, even tip-jar thieves. But still. Don’t steal stuff, kids. And furthermore, watch out for friggin’ buses. Follow The Daily Weekly on Facebook and Twitter.
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