Now that the NCAA tourney is over, Seattleites can turn their attention to a more politically incorrect bracket tradition: KJR’s Bigger Dance, which pits 64 of the world’s hottest women against one another in a quest to crown 2009’s “Queen of the Hardwood.” Speaking from experience, I can say it’s best for participants to ignore their personal tastes and instead try and get inside the head of a 24-year-old insurance salesman whose toughest choice in life is whether to go to Venom or Ballroom (aka Ballsdeep) on a given Friday night. That’s why I’ve picked Kim Kardashian (pictured at left) to go…all…the…way! Gentlemen (and ladies), restart your office pools!
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