In this, the third installment of our ongoing series, we react to a press release that Ms. Graham just sent out concerning flat-rate lawn seats for artists including: Nickelback (arguably the worst “alternative” rock band ever), New Kids on the Block, Blink 182, Aerosmith, (Motley) Crue Fest 2, No Doubt, and Rod Stewart.Our reaction, sent upon reception of the aforementioned missive: “Nickelback? Blink (again)? New Kids? Aerosmith? I’ve heard of low-hanging fruit, but I didn’t know fruit could grow underground.”