Our Model 


Name: Francis Furter

Height: 6″ Weight: 2 oz. (cooked)

Turn-on: Buns

Turn-off: Natural casing

Favorite Song: “On the Sunny Side 
of the Street” as played by the Lester 
Young Quintet

Favorite Film: Point Break

Greatest fear: Joey “Jaws” Chestnut

Worst pickup line you’ve heard: 
“What’s a hot link like you doing in a 
meat market like this?”