Nothing cures rainy day blues like an absolutely ridiculous burger so we

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John Howie Steak's Kiss Your Hips Goodbye Burger, newly christened as the end result of a renaming contest which drew over 4,000 submissions, some from as far away as Australia. The burger's original handle? The Triple Bypass Burger. Oh, and yes, this is a burger topped with breaded, deep-fried bacon and onion rings, and bookended between two grilled cheese sandwiches.

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Claim Jumper. Where everything is ridiculous. This is confirmed by the calorie counts in the back of the menu. Just don't do it.

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A dork burger, thusly named for its duck and pork patty, can of course be found at Lunchbox Laboratory - the Larry Flint of burger porn.

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The 12-stack at Seattle's Burger Madness. Think you can handle it?

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This burger may not look ridiculous - but it is. It's Wayward Vegan Cafe's VEGAN bacon cheeseburger which...is ridiculous.

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12 patty Burger Madness. Is it worth your name on the wall?

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From Lunchbox Laboratory.

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More from the porn kings at Lunchbox Laboratory.

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At The Counter, a build your own burger joint, you can add brie cheese and applewood smoked bacon to your patty, along with a plethora of sauces: apricot sauce, ginger soy glaze, russian dressing. Yum, right?