Def Leppard & Heart

Published 7:00 am Tuesday, September 20, 2011

What has seven arms and sucks? Heart, if the Wilson sisters collectively boasted three additional arms. Grating as their music can be, however, it’s virtually impossible to catch a cover band at a casino whose drummer’s brother’s girlfriend’s dentist’s second cousin didn’t play bass for the trailblazing Seattle duo at one point or another. Heart’s pairing with Def Leppard at a venue located on an Indian Reservation in Auburn ensures that if you’re a twice-divorced 50-year-old forklift operator who drives a custom-detailed Dodge Challenger, you’re definitely getting laid if you attend this show and say with a smile, “You don’t have to love me yet; let’s get high

awhile.” MIKE SEELY

Thu., Sept. 15, 7:30 p.m., 2011