No more waiting for Wednesday–now you can get a daily dose of

Published 7:00 am Thursday, July 1, 2010

No more waiting for Wednesday–now you can get a daily dose of Dategirl! Trojan condoms just released findings from their most recent survey of American sex habits. While Seattleites are the most likely to have sex in the great outdoors (beating even bikini-clad Miamians), we’re also more likely to turn down sex (43%) because it’s too hot out. Obviously, this study isn’t from this week. As noted in the headline, Seattleites are also 48% more likely to get it on in the fog. Sadly though, the survey of 1,000 people was broken down by cities and unfortunately Seattle ranked dead last in the Doing-It-Outdoors-In-The-Rain department. How are we number-one in doing it in nature, yet somehow least likely to get wet doing so? Are we just fucking our brains out extra hard during twenty or so sunny days we’re allotted each year?Perhaps most devastating is that besides Minneapolis/St. Paul, Seattle has the least going on overall between the sheets. Houstonites put us to shame. Denver is pointing and laughing. New York is just feeling sorry for us. Are you going to stand for this? I don’t care that it’s 60 degrees and drizzling. Have a little civic pride! Grab your best girl or guy, get out there, and get to it.