The indefatigable Ashley Graham just sent us a press release announcing that

Published 8:00 am Wednesday, November 11, 2009

The indefatigable Ashley Graham just sent us a press release announcing that one of Reverb’s favorite whipping boys, John Mayer, would be playing KeyArena on March 31, with Michael Franti and Spearhead opening.To which we replied, in a note to Ms. Graham: “Does the deluxe package for this show include a post-concert cruise around Elliott Bay on the Mayercraft Carrier 2 and a chance to engorge on Mayer’s deluxe package?”