Morrissey wil be playing the Moore on November 29, and tickets go

Published 7:00 am Tuesday, October 6, 2009

Morrissey wil be playing the Moore on November 29, and tickets go on sale this Saturday. Who else but Ashley Graham could have delivered this news to our inbox? Ms. Graham’s press release remarked that the High Priest of Smithdom is “surely in the rudest of creative health.” We’re not sure what that means, but we love it anyway. Channeling our innermost ‘mo, we offered Ms. Graham the following response to this wonderful news: “Do you have a vacancy for a back scrubber…on Morrissey’s tour bus.” A boy can dream, can’t he?