The offending frozen raviolis.I got up too late to make a lunch

Published 7:00 am Tuesday, May 19, 2009

The offending frozen raviolis.I got up too late to make a lunch this morning so I stopped at a mini-mart near the office to pick up something frozen for later. After perusing the usual suspects–I’m a big Amy’s devotee–a box featuring frozen butternut squash ravioli in a gorgonzola cheese sauce caught my eye. “I love butternut squash,” I thought to myself, and bought it. A few minutes ago I put it in the microwave, per the instructions, and three minutes later became office pariah. Can’t say I blame my fellow employees. As Seely so aptly put it: “Did someone just microwave dog shit in the kitchen?” Pretty much… pretty much.