I was tromping up to my apartment last night when I noticed

Published 7:00 am Monday, May 11, 2009

I was tromping up to my apartment last night when I noticed dozens of business cards littering the stairwell. There was–I kid you not–one business card per fucking stair. And I live on the fourth floor.I picked one up out of curiousity and discovered it belonged to DJ Alexander, a recent Michigan transplant who specializes in playing house music. I’m assuming he just moved into my building. The only other neighbor I’ve got who promotes his business so shamelessly is the Chinese delivery guy who likes to shove his restaurant’s menu under my door several times a week. Both guys are annoying as hell. But I’ve gotta give DJ Alexander props, because he totally got me to check out his MySpace with his savvy self-promotion.