By now, you’ve all seen the billboards. Patrick Chewing. Snackorondacks. The Choclantic

Published 7:00 am Thursday, April 9, 2009

By now, you’ve all seen the billboards. Patrick Chewing. Snackorondacks. The Choclantic Ocean. What do these phrases have in common? They’re all part of Snickers’ ultra-annoying new marketing campaign (the single dumbest pun is Chewmute) — and they’re all East Coast-based.To remedy this, we’ve dreamed up a handful of more geographically correct puns that the candy bar maker should consider using in the great state of Washington:Ken Griffey ChewniorIchewro SuzukiChewlalip CasinoLake ChoclingtonKeySnackrenaSnacksquatchChew RidgeBellevchewChoclympic MountainsThe Chocoma AromaNuget SoundChewniesky BetancourtClub Chocolate CityThe Red Hook CheweryPuget Conchewmers Co-OpThe Moore PeanutreWazzu ChewgarsThe Chewniversity of WashingtonAnd as for generating interest in rural Michigan, Snickers should totally get Ted Nuget to buddy up with Mr. Chewing.